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\documentclass{ucph-revy}
\usepackage[utf8]{inputenc}
\usepackage[OT1]{fontenc}
\usepackage{hyperref}
\urlstyle{sf}
\version{1.0}
%% The settings below may be omitted if their inclusion is undesired
\revyname{The Meaning of Liff}
\revyyear{3001}
\title{Example}
\author{an examplesmith}
\status{example}
\eta{$1$ minute, $47$ seconds}
\responsible{Probably you}
\melody{Monty Python: ``Always look on the bright side of life''
(\url{https://youtu.be/SJUhlRoBL8M})}
\writtenbyname{written by}
\melodyname{Melody:}
\responsibletext{\TeX--responsible}
\renewcommand{\pagessum}[1]{#1 page\ifnum#1=1\else s\fi}
\begin{document}
\maketitle
\rolename{Roles:}
\begin{roles}
\role{KA}[Graham] Arthur, king of all the Britons
\role{P}[Michael] Peasant
\role{RC}[John] Roman Centurion
\role{R1...?} Several Roman Soldiers
\role{CC}[Eric] Crucified Criminal
\role{B}[Graham] Brian
\end{roles}
%% The props environment may be omitted if found to be superfluous
\propname{Props:}
\begin{props}
\prop{Large sign}
\prop{Field of crosses}
\end{props}
\begin{sketch}
\scene Lights up on a muddy field with a castle in the background.
\says{KA}[As he enters] Hello!
\says{KA} Now, by rights, you should all be kneeling, given that I
am Arthur, king of all the Britons. However, it has been brought to
my attention that the audence seating is not laid out to allow for
that. We had some considerable trouble during dress rehearsals. So I
will excuse you from that requirement.
Now, has anyone seen a particularly fancy cup? Perhaps out
in the bar? You see, I am on a quest given to me by God, to find the
holy... \act{Interrupted, as he steps in a hole.} Oh dear...
\says{P}[Shrieking, as he rears up from the ground] Oi! What do you
think you're doing!
\says{P} You broke my sign!
\says{KA} Sign? What sign?
\says{P} Well, look.
\does{P} raises up a sign that reads
\begin{center}\sc Romanes Eunt Dom[ ]\end{center}
The last bit of the sign has a foot--shaped hole in it.
\says{P} You can't read it anymore!
\says{KA} You certainly can! It says ``Romans go home.''
\says{RC}[Appears from offstage] No it doesn't.
\does{P \& KA} are startled.
\says{RC}[To KA] Did you write th... wait a minute. \act{Off stage}
It's him! \act{Back at KA} How did you get here?
\does{KA} attempts to sidle away.
\says{RC} Get him!
\scene Several Roman soldiers appear, and drag \role{KA} off stage,
while \role{KA} attempts to protest.
\says{KA}[As he is dragged off] I am not him! I am Arthur, King of
the Britons!
\scene The scene changes to a field of crosses, with several
crucified criminals and B.
\does{CC} is in the middle of singing to \role{B}.
\end{sketch}
\begin{song}%
\sings{CC} ...be silly chumps,
Just purse you're lips and whistle,
That's the thing.
And, always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the right side of life,
For life is quite absurd,
An. death's the final word...
\end{song}
\begin{sketch}
\says{RC}[Shouting as he walks on stage] Right, you lanky reprobate!
Don't think that the mighty Roman bureaucracy doesn't keep track of
its inmates
\scene KA is dragged on stage by two Roman soldiers behind RA.
\says{RA} Look, we have your designated cross ready for you
right... \act{points to B'a cross, then falters when he notices
B.}
\scene Everyone looks back and forth between B and KA.
\scene End scene
\end{sketch}
\end{document}
}
\endinput
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%% End of file `Example.tex'.
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