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EX08: This example demonstrates the use of parameterized macros.
@O@<ex08.out@>==@{@-
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
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@<Verse@>@(@"first@" @,@<1@>@)
@<Verse@>@(@"second@" @,@<2@>@)
@<Verse@>@(@"third@" @,@<3@>@)
@<Verse@>@(@"fourth@" @,@<4@>@)
@<Verse@>@(@"fifth@" @,@<5@>@)
@<Verse@>@(@"sixth@" @,@<6@>@)
@<Verse@>@(@"seventh@" @,@<7@>@)
@<Verse@>@(@"eighth@" @,@<8@>@)
@<Verse@>@(@"ninth@" @,@<9@>@)
@<Verse@>@(@"tenth@" @,@<A@>@)
@<Verse@>@(@"eleventh@" @,@<B@>@)
@<Verse@>@(@"twelfth@" @,@<C@>@)
This song appeared in the internet newsgroup rec.humor.funny on 24-Dec-1991.
It was contributed by Pat Scannell (scannell@@darkstar.ma30.bull.com).
@}
@$@<Verse@>@(@2@)@M==@{@-
For the @1 bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
@2
@}
@$@<1@>@M==@{See if they can do it again.@}
@$@<2@>@M==@{Ask them how they did it and@+@<1@>@}
@$@<3@>@M==@{Try to reproduce it@+@<2@>@}
@$@<4@>@M==@{Run with the debugger@+@<3@>@}
@$@<5@>@M==@{Ask for a dump@+@<4@>@}
@$@<6@>@M==@{Reinstall the software@+@<5@>@}
@$@<7@>@M==@{Say they need an upgrade@+@<6@>@}
@$@<8@>@M==@{Find a way around it@+@<7@>@}
@$@<9@>@M==@{Blame it on the hardware@+@<8@>@}
@$@<A@>@M==@{Change the documentation@+@<9@>@}
@$@<B@>@M==@{Say it's not supported@+@<A@>@}
@$@<C@>@M==@{Tell them it's a feature@+@<B@>@}
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