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% family.tex, sample usage of simpsons.tex
%<TeX_Marker>
% by Raymond Chen (rjc@math.princeton.edu)
\input simpsons
\font\cmcsc=cmcsc10
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\rightline{``A Nuclear Power Plant in\strut}
\rightline{the Springfield Tradition.''\strut}\vss}
\nointerlineskip
\centerline{\cmcsc Springfield\strut}
\centerline{\SNPP}
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\centerline{\cmcsc Nuclear Power Plant\strut}
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\centerline{\bf A Letter from Our President and CEO\strut}
\vskip .25in
\noindent Dear Visitor:
This nuclear power plant was not always the towering triumph
you see before you today.
Although it may seem to many of you to be an eternal part of
Springfield (especially considering the lengthy half-life of
many of our byproducts), it began years ago as a simple
dream---the dream of a humble man possessed only of a vast parcel
of undeveloped real estate, several million dollars, and a burning
desire for a tax-advantaged investment opportunity. \par
}
I'd like to thank you for helping me realize my dream by
visiting the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
While you're here, you might want to thank
your lucky stars that Springfield doesn't get its
energy from some noisy hydroelectric dam or dark,
stuffy coal mine which doesn't offer tours.
\vskip10pt
\hbox{\hskip3in Very Sincerely,}
\hbox{\hskip3in C.\ Montgomery Burns}
\hbox{\hskip3in President and CEO}
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\<{\Goofy\Homer(6,4)(4,4)}{D'oh!}
\<{\Goofy\Lisa(7,5)(5,5)}{%
This is Lisa Simpson.
She's smart, she's sweet, she's sensitive\dots but
don't hold that against her.}
\<{\Bart}{I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?}
}\vtop{\kern0pt
\>{\Left\Marge}{Mmmm\dots}
\>{\Left\Maggie}{Suck. Suck.}
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