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% family.tex, sample usage of simpsons.tex 
%<TeX_Marker> 
% by Raymond Chen (rjc@math.princeton.edu) 
 
\input simpsons 
 
\font\cmcsc=cmcsc10 
 
\vtop to 0pt{\kern0pt 
             \rightline{``A Nuclear Power Plant in\strut} 
             \rightline{the Springfield Tradition.''\strut}\vss} 
\nointerlineskip 
\centerline{\cmcsc Springfield\strut} 
\centerline{\SNPP} 
\nointerlineskip \vskip1pt 
\centerline{\cmcsc Nuclear Power Plant\strut} 
 
\vskip .5in 
 
\def\boxup#1{\vbox{\hrule \hbox{\vrule#1\vrule}\hrule\kern0pt}} 
{\setbox0=\hbox{\hskip1em\boxup{\Left\Burns}} 
 \hbox to\hsize{\hss\vtop to0pt{\kern0pt\copy0\vss}}\nointerlineskip 
 \advance\hsize-\wd0 
 \centerline{\bf A Letter from Our President and CEO\strut} 
 \vskip .25in 
 
 \noindent Dear Visitor: 
 
 This nuclear power plant was not always the towering triumph 
 you see before you today. 
 Although it may seem to many of you to be an eternal part of 
 Springfield (especially considering the lengthy half-life of 
 many of our byproducts), it began years ago as a simple 
 dream---the dream of a humble man possessed only of a vast parcel 
 of undeveloped real estate, several million dollars, and a burning 
 desire for a tax-advantaged investment opportunity. \par 
} 
 
 I'd like to thank you for helping me realize my dream by 
 visiting the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. 
 While you're here, you might want to thank 
 your lucky stars that Springfield doesn't get its 
 energy from some noisy hydroelectric dam or dark, 
 stuffy coal mine which doesn't offer tours. 
 \vskip10pt 
 \hbox{\hskip3in Very Sincerely,} 
 \hbox{\hskip3in C.\ Montgomery Burns} 
 \hbox{\hskip3in President and CEO} 
 
 \vfil\eject 
 
\def\<#1#2{\setbox0=\hbox{#1}% 
    \hbox{\copy0 
          \advance\hsize-\wd0 
          \parindent0pt 
          \vbox{#2\strut}}} 
 
\def\>#1#2{\setbox0=\hbox{#1}% 
    \hbox{% 
          \advance\hsize-\wd0 
          \parindent0pt \leftskip0pt plus 1fil \rightskip0pt 
          \vbox{#2\strut}\copy0}} 
 
\hbox{\raggedright\divide\hsize2 
\vtop{\kern0pt 
\<{\Goofy\Homer(6,4)(4,4)}{D'oh!} 
 
\<{\Goofy\Lisa(7,5)(5,5)}{% 
          This is Lisa Simpson. 
          She's smart, she's sweet, she's sensitive\dots but 
          don't hold that against her.} 
 
\<{\Bart}{I'm Bart Simpson.  Who the hell are you?} 
 
}\vtop{\kern0pt 
 
\>{\Left\Marge}{Mmmm\dots} 
\>{\Left\Maggie}{Suck.  Suck.} 
}} 
 
 
\end