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%  Functional style; titled, justified resume
%
%*********************  ***RESUME TEXMODEL***  **************************
%* This TEXMODEL shows a sample resume. To get a copy of this sample,   *
%* simply run this file through TeX as it is.                           *
%* When entering your own resume be sure to replace or delete all       *
%* sample text. DO NOT use this model on a printer that only can        *
%* print with \monospace.                                               *
%************************************************************************
% RESUME START
\input resume.inp
\cl{\bd RESUME}
\par
\name{Orville T. Game}
\cl{\it 9987 NE Oak St., Arbor Bay, CK  58924}
\vs{1\bl}
\label{Objective}
Seeking position with manufacturing firm which will provide
oportunity for advancement into personel-related position.
\label{Education}
\it Doctor of Hagiology, \rm Medical subterfuge\rt{1983.}\lbr
Beasley College of Performing Arts, Pullman, CA
 
\label{ }Completed courses in economic manipulation,
John\-ny Carson analysis, and unpadded scrimmage.
Special courses in radar sabotage, misspelling, and
stream of consciousness reporting of news.
Completed graduate courses in anthropology, anthrometry, anthrosophy,
anthromorphism, and camp counselling.
Committee: Michael Farnberger, Casper Weinberger, Bill Cheeseburger,
and Warren Burgher.
GPA: 1.75. 40\%\ financed by drug sales; 60\%\ by gambling.
 
\label{}\it Master of Arts, \rm Philosophy\rt{1983.}\lbr
University of Idaho, Moscow, ID
 
\label{}Completed courses in philosophy, filo-making, fillerupedness,
filling station technology, and filler.
Completed graduate courses in philosophy, philology,
philo\-lo\-gram\-matry, phylogeny, filliness, and phil\-i\-stines.
Special Committee: Phil Marquette, Phillip Petroleum, Philo Bellows,
and Phyllus Diller.
GPA: 0.63. 50\%\ financed by bribes, 50\%\ by unpaid loans.
\label{Related Experience}
\it Consultant, \rm Computing Service Center\rt{1985-}\lbr
Washington State University, Pullman, WA 99164-1220
\par
\label{}Direct acquisition of antique typesetting machinery and old
metal sculptings for garden area.
In charge of coffee for management.
Qualified to exterminate bugs in really awkward and tiresome
programs.
Training to collect and recycle aluminum cans for distribution
to East coast distilleries.
\label{Other Experience}
\it Research Associate-Biowarfare, \rm Mars Institute\rt{1984-}\lbr
P.O. Box 9, Pullman, WA 99163
\par
\label{}Participate in studies on neutralizing liberal demo\-crats with
nuclear warheads (low radiation, high neutron count).
Analyze patterns of ideological disarray for potential weakness.
Write articles on normative aspects of unethical behavior.
Keep memoirs of same for distribution to publishers.
\label{Awards}
 Special award for boot-licking, 1982.
Outstanding Stand Out, 1983.
\label{Activities}
 Drama Club, 1980--82; Alpha Kappa Kappa Fraternity
\label{References} On request.