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author | Norbert Preining <norbert@preining.info> | 2019-09-02 13:46:59 +0900 |
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committer | Norbert Preining <norbert@preining.info> | 2019-09-02 13:46:59 +0900 |
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diff --git a/web/funnelAC/results/ex08.out b/web/funnelAC/results/ex08.out new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5820d58ba2 --- /dev/null +++ b/web/funnelAC/results/ex08.out @@ -0,0 +1,107 @@ +The Twelve Bugs of Christmas +---------------------------- +For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me + See if they can do it again. + +For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me + Ask them how they did it and + See if they can do it again. + +For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me + Try to reproduce it + Ask them how they did it and + See if they can do it again. + +For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me + Run with the debugger + Try to reproduce it + Ask them how they did it and + See if they can do it again. + +For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me + Ask for a dump + Run with the debugger + Try to reproduce it + Ask them how they did it and + See if they can do it again. + +For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me + Reinstall the software + Ask for a dump + Run with the debugger + Try to reproduce it + Ask them how they did it and + See if they can do it again. + +For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me + Say they need an upgrade + Reinstall the software + Ask for a dump + Run with the debugger + Try to reproduce it + Ask them how they did it and + See if they can do it again. + +For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me + Find a way around it + Say they need an upgrade + Reinstall the software + Ask for a dump + Run with the debugger + Try to reproduce it + Ask them how they did it and + See if they can do it again. + +For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me + Blame it on the hardware + Find a way around it + Say they need an upgrade + Reinstall the software + Ask for a dump + Run with the debugger + Try to reproduce it + Ask them how they did it and + See if they can do it again. + +For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me + Change the documentation + Blame it on the hardware + Find a way around it + Say they need an upgrade + Reinstall the software + Ask for a dump + Run with the debugger + Try to reproduce it + Ask them how they did it and + See if they can do it again. + +For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me + Say it's not supported + Change the documentation + Blame it on the hardware + Find a way around it + Say they need an upgrade + Reinstall the software + Ask for a dump + Run with the debugger + Try to reproduce it + Ask them how they did it and + See if they can do it again. + +For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me + Tell them it's a feature + Say it's not supported + Change the documentation + Blame it on the hardware + Find a way around it + Say they need an upgrade + Reinstall the software + Ask for a dump + Run with the debugger + Try to reproduce it + Ask them how they did it and + See if they can do it again. + + +This song appeared in the internet newsgroup rec.humor.funny on 24-Dec-1991. +It was contributed by Pat Scannell (scannell@darkstar.ma30.bull.com). |