new luatex package chickenize (21may12)

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+This is the README file of the chickenize package. The package provides several commands and Lua functions to manipulate the input or output tokens of any Lua(La)TeX document. It serves mostly educational and playful usage, but some functions may be used in serious documents.
+
+To produce the package files, run lualatex on chickinize.dtx, wich should result in the creation of the following files:
+  chickenize.pdf  (documentation)
+  chickenize.tex  (plainTeX user interface)
+  chickenize.sty  (LaTeX user interface)
+  chickenize.lua  (Lua package code) [does the actual work]
+
+You need an up-to-date TeX Live (2011 or 2012, if possible) to use this package. Maybe a full MiKTeX will do, too.
+
+For any comments or suggestions, contact me:
+arno dot trautmann at gmx dot de
+
+Hope you have fun with this package!
+
+This package is copyright © 20012 Arno L. Trautmann. It may be distributed and/or
+modified under the conditions of the LaTeX Project Public License, either version 1.3c
+of this license or (at your option) any later version. This work has the LPPL mainten-
+ance status ‘author-maintained’.
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+This is the README file of the chickenize package. The package provides several commands and Lua functions to manipulate the input or output tokens of any Lua(La)TeX document. It serves mostly educational and playful usage, but some functions may be used in serious documents.
+
+To produce the package files, run lualatex on chickinize.dtx, wich should result in the creation of the following files:
+  chickenize.pdf  (documentation)
+  chickenize.tex  (plainTeX user interface)
+  chickenize.sty  (LaTeX user interface)
+  chickenize.lua  (Lua package code) [does the actual work]
+
+You need an up-to-date TeX Live (2011 or 2012, if possible) to use this package. Maybe a full MiKTeX will do, too.
+
+For any comments or suggestions, contact me:
+arno dot trautmann at gmx dot de
+
+Hope you have fun with this package!
+
+This package is copyright © 20012 Arno L. Trautmann. It may be distributed and/or
+modified under the conditions of the LaTeX Project Public License, either version 1.3c
+of this license or (at your option) any later version. This work has the LPPL mainten-
+ance status ‘author-maintained’.
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+% \iffalse
+%<*driver>
+%% File: chickenize.dtx by Arno Trautmann, mail: arno dot trautmann at gmx dot de
+\iffalse
+%</driver>
+%<*readme>
+This is the README file of the chickenize package. The package provides several commands and Lua functions to manipulate the input or output tokens of any Lua(La)TeX document. It serves mostly educational and playful usage, but some functions may be used in serious documents.
+
+To produce the package files, run lualatex on chickinize.dtx, wich should result in the creation of the following files:
+  chickenize.pdf  (documentation)
+  chickenize.tex  (plainTeX user interface)
+  chickenize.sty  (LaTeX user interface)
+  chickenize.lua  (Lua package code) [does the actual work]
+
+You need an up-to-date TeX Live (2011 or 2012, if possible) to use this package. Maybe a full MiKTeX will do, too.
+
+For any comments or suggestions, contact me:
+arno dot trautmann at gmx dot de
+
+Hope you have fun with this package!
+
+This package is copyright © 20012 Arno L. Trautmann. It may be distributed and/or
+modified under the conditions of the LaTeX Project Public License, either version 1.3c
+of this license or (at your option) any later version. This work has the LPPL mainten-
+ance status ‘author-maintained’.
+%</readme>
+%<*driver>
+\fi
+\def\nameofplainTeX{plain}
+\ifx\fmtname\nameofplainTeX\else
+  \expandafter\begingroup
+\fi
+\input docstrip.tex
+\keepsilent
+\let\MetaPrefix\relax
+\preamble
+
+EXPERIMENTAL CODE
+
+Do not distribute this file without also distributing the
+source files specified above.
+
+Do not distribute a modified version of this file under the same name.
+
+This package is copyright © 20012 Arno L. Trautmann. It may be distributed and/or
+modified under the conditions of the LaTeX Project Public License, either version 1.3c
+of this license or (at your option) any later version. This work has the LPPL mainten-
+ance status ‘author-maintained’.
+\endpreamble
+\let\MetaPrefix\DoubleperCent
+\postamble
+\endpostamble
+\askforoverwritefalse
+
+\generate{\file{chickenize.sty}{\from{chickenize.dtx}{package}}}
+\generate{\file{chickenize.tex}{\from{chickenize.dtx}{tex}}}
+\def\MetaPrefix{-- }
+\def\luapostamble{%
+  \MetaPrefix^^J%
+  \MetaPrefix\space End of File `\outFileName'.%
+}
+\def\currentpostamble{\luapostamble}%
+
+\generate{\file{chickenize.lua}{\from{chickenize.dtx}{lua}}}
+\nopreamble\nopostamble
+\generate{\file{README}{\from{chickenize.dtx}{readme}}}
+
+
+\ifx\fmtname\nameofplainTeX
+  \expandafter\endbatchfile
+\else
+  \expandafter\endgroup
+\fi
+\documentclass[11pt,english]{ltxdoc}
+\usepackage{
+  array,
+  babel,
+  booktabs,
+  fontspec,
+  geometry,
+  graphicx,
+  hyperref,
+  longtable,
+  microtype,
+  scrpage2,
+  tabu
+}
+\hypersetup{
+  colorlinks=true,
+  linkcolor=blue,
+  filecolor=blue,
+  urlcolor=blue
+}
+%\geometry{a4paper}
+
+\cfoot{\directlua{if math.random() > .5 then tex.print("chicken") else tex.print("Chicken") end} \pagemark}
+\ohead{}
+\pagestyle{scrheadings}
+\setmainfont{TeX Gyre Pagella}
+
+\author{Arno Trautmann\\ \href{mailto:arno.trautmann@gmx.de}{arno.trautmann@gmx.de}}
+\begin{document}
+{\hfill \parbox{6.3cm}{{\fontspec{TeX Gyre Chorus}{\large »\,}The Monty Pythons, were they \TeX~users,\\\hspace*{.2em} could have written the chickenize macro.{\large \textit «}}\\[1ex]
+\hspace*{4cm}\small Paul Isambert}\kern-2.5cm
+}
+
+\centerline{\fontsize{35}{0}\selectfont \fontspec[Letters=Random]{Punk Nova}chickenize}
+
+\kern.5cm
+\centerline{v0.1}
+\centerline{\hspace*{2cm} Arno Trautmann}
+\centerline{\href{mailto:arno.trautmann@gmx.de}{arno.trautmann@gmx.de}}
+
+\kern.5cm
+This is the documentation of the package |chickenize|. It allows manipulations of any Lua\TeX\ document\footnote{The code is based on pure Lua\TeX\ features, so don't even try to use it with any other \TeX\ flavour. The package is tested under  plain Lua\TeX\ and Lua\LaTeX. If you tried using it with Con\TeX t, please share your experience, I will gladly try to make it compatible!} exploiting the possibilities offered by the callbacks that influence line breaking. Most of this package's content is just for fun and educational use, but there are also some functions that can be useful in a normal document.
+
+The table on the next page informs you shortly about some of your possibilities and provides links to the Lua functions. The \TeX\ interface is presented \hyperlink{texinterface}{below}.
+
+The documentation of this package is far from being well-readable, consistent or even complete. This is caused either by lack of time or priority. If you miss anything that should be documented or if you have suggestions on how to increase the readability of the descriptions, please let me know.
+
+For a better understanding of what's going on in the code of this package, there is a small \hyperlink{tutorial}{tutorial} below that explains shortly the most important features used here.
+
+\emph{Attention}: This package is under development and everything presented here might be subject to incompatible changes. If, by any reason, you decide to use this package for an important document, please make a local copy of the source code and use that. This package will not be considered stable until it reaches at least v0.5.
+
+If you have any suggestions or comments, just drop me a mail, I’ll be happy to get any response! The latet source code is hosted on github: \url{https://github.com/alt/chickenize}. Feel free to comment or report bugs there, to fork, pull, etc.
+
+\vfill
+
+\small\noindent
+This package is copyright © 20012 Arno L. Trautmann. It may be distributed and/or
+modified under the conditions of the LaTeX Project Public License, either version 1.3c
+of this license or (at your option) any later version. This work has the LPPL maintenance status ‘author-maintained’.
+\vspace*{1cm}
+
+\newpage
+
+\noindent
+\tabulinesep=.5ex
+\begin{longtabu} to .95\textwidth [c]{lX[j]}
+\hbox to 0cm{\bfseries \hspace*{2cm} maybe useful functions}\\
+\cmidrule(lr){1-2}
+\hyperref[sec:colorstretch]{colorstretch} & shows grey boxes that visualise the badness and font expansion of each line\\
+\hyperref[sec:letterspaceadjust]{letterspaceadjust} & uses a small amount of letterspacing to improve the greyness, especially for narrow lines\\
+\addlinespace\addlinespace
+\hbox to 0cm{\bfseries \hspace*{2cm} less useful functions} \\
+\cmidrule(lr){1-2}
+\hyperref[sec:leetspeak]{leetspeak} & translates the (latin-based) input into 1337 5p34k\\
+\hyperref[sec:randomuclc]{randomuclc} & alternates randomly between uppercase and lowercase\\
+\hyperref[sec:randomrainbowcolor]{rainbowcolor} & changes the color of letters slowly according to a rainbow\\
+\hyperref[sec:randomrainbowcolor]{randomcolor} & prints every letter in a random color\\
+\hyperref[sec:tabularasa]{tabularasa} & removes every glyph from the output and leaves an empty document\\
+\hyperref[sec:uppercasecolor]{uppercasecolor} & makes every uppercase letter colored\\
+\addlinespace\addlinespace
+\hbox to 0cm{\bfseries \hspace*{2cm} complete nonsense} \\
+\cmidrule(lr){1-2}
+\hyperref[sec:chickenize]{chickenize} & replaces every word with “chicken”\\
+\hyperref[sec:guttenbergenize]{guttenbergenize} & deletes every quote and footnotes\\
+\hyperref[sec:hammertime]{hammertime} & U can't touch this!\\
+\hyperref[sec:kernmanipulation]{kernmanipulation} & manipulates the kerning\\
+\hyperref[sec:matrixize]{matrixize} & replaces every glyph by its ASCII value in binary code\\
+\hyperref[sec:randomfonts]{randomfonts} & changes the font randomly between every letter\\
+\hyperref[sec:randomchars]{randomchars} & randomizes the (letters of the) whole input\\
+\bottomrule
+\end{longtabu}
+
+\newpage
+\tableofcontents
+\newpage
+\part{User Documentation}
+\section{How It Works}
+We make use of Lua\TeX s callbacks, especially the |pre_line|\-|break_filter| and the |post_line|\-|break_filter|. Hooking a function into these, we can nearly arbitrarily change the content of the document. If the changes should be on the input-side (e.~g. replacing words with |chicken|), one can use the |pre_linebreak_filter|. However, changes like inserting color are best made after the linebreak is finalized, so |post_linebreak_filter| is to be preferred for such things.
+
+All functions traverse the node list of a paragraph and manipulate the nodes' properties (like |.font| or |.char|) or insert nodes (like color push/pop nodes) and return this changed node list.
+
+\hypertarget{texinterface}{}
+\section{Commands – How You Can Use It}
+There are several ways to make use of the \emph{chickenize} package – you can either stay on the \TeX\ side or use the Lua functions directly. In fact, the \TeX\ macros are simple wrappers around the functions.
+
+\subsection{\TeX\ Commands – Document Wide}
+You have a number of commands at your hand, each of which does some manipulation of the input or output. In fact, the code is simple and straightforward, but be careful, especially when combining things. Apply features step by step so your brain won't be damaged …
+
+The effect of the commands can be influenced, not with arguments, but only via the |\chickenizesetup| described \hyperlink{adjustment}{below}.
+
+\begin{description}
+\def\command#1{\item[\ttfamily \color{blue} \textbackslash#1]}
+\command{chickenize} Replaces every word of the input with the word “chicken”. Maybe sometime the replacement will be made configurable, but up to now, it's only chicken. To be a bit less static, about every 10\textsuperscript{th} chicken is uppercase. However, the beginning of a sentence is not recognized automatically.\footnote{If you have a nice implementation idea, I'd love to include this!}
+\command{dubstepize} wub wub wub wub wub BROOOOOAR WOBBBWOBBWOBB BZZZRRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAA … (inspired by   \url{http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFQ5EpO7iHk} and \url{http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGxpSsbodnw})
+\command{dubstepenize} synomym for |\dubstepize| as I am not sure what is the better name. Both macros are just a special case of |chickenize| with a very special “zoo” … there is no |\undubstepize| – once you go dubstep, you cannot go back …
+\command{hammertime} STOP! —— Hammertime!
+\command{uppercasecolor} Makes every uppercase character in the input colored. At the moment, the color is randomized over the full rgb scale, but that will be adjustable once options are well implemented.
+\command{randomuclc} Changes every character of the input into its uppercase or lowercase variant. Well, guess what the “random” means …
+\command{randomfonts} Changes the font randomly for every character. If no parameters are given, all fonts that have been loaded are used, especially including math fonts.
+\command{randomcolor} Does what its name says.
+\command{rainbowcolor} Instead of random colors, this command causes the text color to change gradually according to the colors of a rainbow. Do not mix this with |randomcolor|, as that doesn't make any sense.
+\command{pancakenize} This is a dummy so far, as I have no idea what it should do. If you have suggestions, please tell me.
+                      % \footnote{% Maybe just pretend that the absence of functionality is intentional... [phg]
+                      %   From an absurdist perspective, the |pancakenize| command can be perceived
+                      %   as a reminder to the user to email the package maintainer their own
+                      %   suggestions for further functionality.
+                      % }
+\command{tabularasa} Takes every glyph out of the document and replaces it by empty space of the same width. That could be useful if you want to hide some part of a text or similar. The |\text|-version is most likely more useful.
+\command{leetspeak} Translates the input into 1337 speak. If you don't understand that, lern it, n00b.
+\command{nyanize} A synonym for |rainbowcolor|.
+\command{matrixize} Replaces every glyph by a binary representation of its ASCII value.
+\command{colorstretch} Inspired by Paul Isambert's code, this command prints boxes instead of lines. The greyness of the first (left-hand) box corresponds to the badness of the line, i.\,e. it is a measure for how much the space between words has been extended to get proper paragraph justification. The second box on the right-hand side shows the amount of stretching/shrinking when font expansion is used. Together, the greyness of both boxes indicate how well the greyness is distributed over the typeset page.
+\end{description}
+
+\subsection{How to Deactivate It}
+Every command has a |\un|-version that deactivates it's functionality. So once you used |\chickenize|, it will chickenize the whole document up to |\unchickenize|. However, the paragraph in which |\unchickenize| appears, will \emph{not} be chickenized. The same is true for all other manipulations. Take care that you don't |\un|-anything bevor activating it, as this will result in an error.\footnote{Which is so far not catchable due to missing functionality in luatexbase.}
+
+If you want to manipulate only a part of a paragraph, you will have to use the corresponding |\text|-version of the function, see below. However, feel free to set and unset every function at will at any place in your document.
+
+\subsection{\texttt{\textbackslash text}-Versions}
+The functions provided by this package might be much more useful if applied only to a short sequence of words or single words instead of the whole document or paragraph. Therefore, most of the above-mentioned commands have\footnote{If they don't have, I did miss that, sorry. Please inform me about such cases.} a |\text|-version that takes an argument. |\textrandomcolor{foo}| results in a colored |foo| while the rest of the document remains unaffected. However, to achieve this effect, still the whole node list has to be traversed. Thus, it may slow down the compilation of your document, even if you use |\textrandomcolor| only once. Fortunately, the effect is very small and mostly negligible.\footnote{On a 500 pages text-only \LaTeX\ document the dilation is on the order of 10\% with |textrandomcolor|, but other manipulations can take much more time. However, you are not supposed to make such long documents with |chickenize|!}
+
+Please don't fool around by mixing a |\text|-version with the non-|\text|-version. If you feel like it and are not pleased with the result, it is up to \emph{you} to provide a stable and working solution.
+
+\subsection{Lua functions}
+As all features are implemented on the Lua side, you can use these functions independently. If you do so, please consult the corresponding subsections in the \hyperlink{sec:luamodule}{implementation} part, because there are some variables that can be adapted to your need.
+
+You can use the following code inside a |\directlua| statement or in a |luacode| environment (or the corresponding thing in your format):
+\begin{verbatim}
+luatexbase.add_to_callback("pre_linebreak_filter",chickenize,"chickenize")
+\end{verbatim}
+Replace |pre| by |post| to register into the post linebreak filter. The second argument (here: |chickenize|) specifies the function name; the available functions are listed below. You can supply a label as you like in the third argument. The fourth and last argument, which is omitted in the example,  determines the order in which the functions in the callback are used. If you have no fancy stuff going on, you can safely use |1|.
+
+\hypertarget{adjustment}{}
+\section{Options – How to Adjust It}
+There are several ways to change the behaviour of |chickenize| and its macros. Most of the options are Lua variables and can be set using |\chickenizesetup|. But be \emph{careful!} The argument of |\chickenizesetup| is passed  directly to Lua, therefore you are \emph{not} using a comma-separated key-value list, but uncorrelated Lua commands. The argument must have the syntax |{randomfontslower = 1| |randomfontsupper = 0}| instead of |{randomfontslower = 1,| |randomfontsupper = 0}|. Alright?
+
+However, |\chickenizesetup| is a macro on the \TeX\ side meaning that you can use \emph{only} |%| as comment string. If you use |--|, all of the argument will be ignored as \TeX\ does not pass an eol to |\directlua|. If you don't understand that, just ignore it and go on as usual.
+
+The following list tries to kind of keep track of the options and variables. There is no guarantee for completeness, and if you find something that is missing or doesn't work as described here, please inform me!
+
+\def\arg#1{\textcolor{red}{\ttfamily <#1>}}
+\def\opt#1{\textcolor{blue}{\ttfamily #1}}
+\def\default#1{\textcolor{black}{\ttfamily #1}}
+\begin{description}
+\item[\opt{randomfontslower}, \opt{randomfontsupper} = \arg{int}] These two integer variables determine the span of fonts used for the font randomization. Just play around with them a bit to find out what they are doing.
+\item[\opt{chickenstring} = \arg{table}] The string that is printed when using |\chickenize|. In fact, |chickenstring| is a table which allows for some more random action. To specify the default string, say |chickenstring[1] = 'chicken'|. For more than one animal, just step the index: |chickenstring[2] = 'rabbit'|. All existing table entries will be used randomly. Remember that we are dealing with Lua strings here, so use |' '| to mark them. (|" "| can cause problems with |babel|.)
+\item[\opt{chickenizefraction} = \arg{float} \default{1}] Gives the fraction of words that get replaced by the |chickenstring|. The default means that every word is substituted. However, with a value of, say, |0.0001|, only one word in ten thousand will be |chickenstring|. |chickenizefraction| must be specified \emph{after} |\begin{document}|. No idea, why …
+\item[\opt{chickencount} = \arg{true}] Activates the counting of substituted words and prints the number at the end of the terminal output.
+<<<<<<< HEAD
+\item[\opt{colorstretchnumbers} = \arg{true} \default{0}] If true, the amount of stretching or shrinking of each line is printed into the margin as a green, red or black number.
+\item[\opt{chickenkernamount} = \arg{int}] The amount the kerning is set to when using |\kernmanipulate|.
+\item[\opt{chickenkerninvert} = \arg{bool}] If set to true, the kerning is inverted (to be used with |\kernmanipulate|.
+\item[\opt{leettable} = \arg{table}] From this table, the substitution for 1337 is taken. If you want to add or change an entry, you have to provide the unicode numbers of the characters, e.\,g. |leettable[101] = 50| replaces every |e| (|101|) with the number |3| (|50|).
+\item[\opt{uclcratio} = \arg{float} \default{0.5}] Gives the fraction of uppercases to lowercases in the |\randomuclc| mode. A higher number (up to 1) gives more uppercase letters. Guess what a lower number does.
+=======
+\item[\opt{colorstretchnumbers} = \arg{true}] If true, the amount of stretching or shrinking of each line is printed into the margin as a green, red or black number.
+\item[\opt{leettable} = \arg{table}] From this table, the substitution for 1337 is taken. If you want to add or change an entry, you have to provide the unicode code points of the characters, e.\,g. |leettable[101] = 50| replaces every |e| (|101|) with the number |3| (|50|).
+\item[\opt{uclcratio} = \arg{float} \default{0.5}] Gives the fraction of uppercases to lowercases in the |\randomuclc| mode. A higher number (up to 1) will result in more uppercase letters. Guess what a lower number does.
+>>>>>>> d9c88b6094abe878dd97cfd77f26e514b1d66c63
+\item[\opt{randomcolor\_grey} = \arg{bool} \default{false}] For a printer-friendly version, this offers a grey scale instead of an rgb value for |\randomcolor|.
+\item[\opt{rainbow\_step} = \arg{float} \default{0.005}] This indicates the relative change of color using the rainbow functionality. A value of |1| changes the color in one step from red to yellow, while a value of |0.005| takes 200 letters for the transition to be completed. Useful values are below |0.05|, but it depends on the amount of text. The longer the text and the lower the |step|, the nicer your rainbow will be.
+\item[\opt{Rgb\_lower}, \opt{rGb\_upper} = \arg{int}] To specify the color space that is used for |\randomcolor|, you can specify six values, the upper and lower value for each color. The uppercase letter in the variable denotes the color, so |rGb_upper| gives the upper value for green etc. Possible values are between |1| and |254|. If you enter anything outside this range, your PDF will become invalid and break. For grey scale, use |grey_lower| and |grey_upper|, with values between |0| (black) and |1000| (white), included. Default is |0| to |900| to prevent white letters.
+\item[\opt{keeptext} = \arg{bool} \default{false}] This is for the |\colorstretch| command. If set to |true|, the text of your document will be kept. This way, it is easier to identify bad lines and the reason for the badness.
+\item[\opt{colorexpansion} = \arg{bool} \default{true}] If |true|, two bars are shown of which the second one denotes the font expansion. Only useful if font expansion is used. (You \emph{do} use font expansion, don’t you?)
+\end{description}
+
+\clearpage
+\part[Tutorial]{Tutorial\hypertarget{tutorial}}
+I thought it might be helpful to add a small tutorial to this package as it is mainly written with instructional purposes in mind. However, the following is \emph{not} intended as a comprehensive guide to Lua\TeX\. It's just to get an idea how things work here. For a deeper understanding of Lua\TeX\ you should consult both the Lua\TeX\ manual and some introduction into Lua proper like “Programming in Lua“. (See the section \hyperref[sec:literature]{Literature} at the end of the manual.)
+
+\section{Lua code}
+The crucial novelty in Lua\TeX\ is the first part of its name: The programming language Lua. One can use nearly any Lua code inside the commands |\directlua{}| or |\latelua{}|. This alleviates simple tasks like calculating a number and printing it, just as if it was entered by hand:
+\begin{verbatim}
+\directlua{
+  a = 5*2
+  tex.print(a)
+}
+\end{verbatim}
+A number of additions to the Lua language renders it particularly suitable for \TeX ing, especially the |tex.| library that offers access to \TeX\ internals. In the simple example above, the function |tex.print()| inserts its argument into the \TeX\ input stream, so the result of the calcuation (10) is printed in the document.
+
+Larger parts of Lua code should not be embedded in your \TeX\ code, but rather in a separate file. It can then be loaded using
+\begin{verbatim}
+\directlua{dofile("filename")}
+\end{verbatim}
+
+If you use Lua\LaTeX, you can also use the |luacode| environment from the eponymous package.
+
+\section{callbacks}
+While Lua code can be inserted using |\directlua| at any point in the input, a very powerful concept allows to change the way \TeX\ behaves: The \emph{callbacks}. A callback is a point where you can hook into \TeX's working and do anything to it that may make sense – or not. (Thus maybe breaking your document completely …)
+
+Callbacks are employed at several stages of \TeX's work – e.\,g. for font loading, paragraph breaking, shipping out etc. In this package, we make heavy use of mostly two callbacks: The |pre_linebreak_filter| and the |post_linebreak| filter. These callbacks are called just before (or after, resp.) \TeX\ breaks a paragraph into lines. Normally, these callbacks are empty, so they are a great playground. In between these callbacks, the |linebreak_filter| takes care of \TeX's line breaking mechanism. We won't touch this as I have no idea of what's going on there ;)
+
+\subsection{How to use a callback}
+The normal way to use a callback is to “register” a function in it. This way, the function is called each time the callback is executed. Typically, the function takes a node list (see below) as an argument, does something with it, and returns it. So a basic use of the |post_linebreak_filter| would look like:
+
+\begin{verbatim}
+function my_new_filter(head)
+  return head
+end
+
+callback.register("post_linebreak_filter",my_new_filter)
+\end{verbatim}
+The function |callback.register| takes the name of the callback and your new function. However, there are some reasons why we avoid this syntax here. Instead, we rely on the package |luatexbase| by Manuel Pégourié-Gonnard and Élie Roux that offers the function |luatexbase.add_to_callback| which has a somewhat extended syntax:
+\begin{verbatim}
+luatexbase.add_to_callback("post_linebreak_filter",my_new_filter,"a fancy new filter")
+\end{verbatim}
+The third argument is a name you can (have to) give to your function in the callback. That is necessary because the package also allows for removing functions from callbacks, and then you need a unique identifier for the function:
+\begin{verbatim}
+luatexbase.remove_from_callback("post_linebreak_filter","a fancy new filter")
+\end{verbatim}
+
+You have to consult the Lua\TeX\ manual to see what functionality a callback has when executed, what arguments it expects and what return values have to be given.
+
+Everything I have written here is not the complete truth – please consult the Lua\TeX\ manual and the |luatexbase| documentation for details!
+
+\section{Nodes}
+Essentially everything that Lua\TeX\ deals with are nodes – letters, spaces, colors, rules etc. In this package, we make heavy use of different types of nodes, so an understanding of the concept is crucial for the functionality.
+
+A node is an object that has different properties, depending on its type which is stored in its |.id| field. For example, a node of type |glyph| has |id| 37, has a number |.char| that represents its unicode codepoint, a |.font| entry that determines the font used for this glyph, a |.height|, |.depth| and |.width| etc.
+
+Also, a node typically has a non-empty field |.next| and |.prev|. In a list, these point to the – guess it – next or previous node. Using this, one can walk over a list of nodes step by step and manipulate the list.
+
+A more convenient way to adress each node of a list is the function |node.traverse(head)| which takes as first argument the first node of the list. However, often one wants to adress only a certain type of nodes in a list – e.\,g. all glyphs in a vertical list that also contains glue, rules etc. This is achieved by calling the function |node.traverse_id(37,head)|, with the first argument giving the respective id of the nodes.
+
+The following example removes all characters “e” from the input just before paragraph breaking. This might not make any sense, but it is a good example anyways:
+\begin{verbatim}
+function remove_e(head)
+  for n in node.traverse_id(37,head) do
+    if n.char == 101 then
+      node.remove(head,n)
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+
+luatexbase.add_to_callback("pre_linebreak_filter",remove_e,"remove all letters e")
+\end{verbatim}
+
+Now, don't read on, but try out this code by yourself! Change the number of the character to be removed, try to play around a bit. Also, try to remove the spaces between words. Those are glue nodes – look up their id in the Lua\TeX\ manual! Then, you have to remove the |if n.char| condition on the third line of the listing, because glue nodes lack a |.char| field. If everything works, you should have an input consisting of only one long word. Congratulations!
+
+The |pre_linebreak_filter| is especially easy because its argument (here called |head|) is just one horizontal list. For the |post_linebreak_filter|, one has to traverse a whole vertical stack of horizontal lists, vertical glue and other material. See some of the functions below to understand what is necessary in this more complicated case.
+
+\section{Other things}
+Lua is a very intuitive and simple language, but nonetheless powerful. Just two tips: use local variables if possible – your code will be much faster. For this reason we prefer synonyms like |nodetraverseid = node.traverse_id| instead of the original names.
+
+Also, Lua is kind of built around tables. Everything is best done with tables!
+
+The namespace of the chickenize package is \emph{not} consistent. Please don't take anything here as an example for good Lua coding, for good \TeX ing or even for good Lua\TeX ing. It's not. For high quality code check out the code written by Hans Hagen or other professionals. Once you understand the package at hand, you should be ready to go on and improve your knowledge. After that, you might come back and help me improve this package – I'm always happy for any help ☺
+
+\DocInput{chickenize.dtx}
+\end{document}
+%</driver>
+%<*tex>
+% \fi
+% \clearpage
+%\part{Implementation}
+%\label{sec:implementation}
+%\section{\TeX\ file}
+% This file is more-or-less a dummy file to offer a nice interface for the functions. Basically, every macro registers a function of the same name in the corresponding callback. The |un|-macros later remove these functions. Where it makes sense, there are |text|-variants that activate the function only in a certain area of the text, by means of Lua\TeX's attributes.
+%
+% For (un)registering, we use the |luatexbase| package. Then, the |.lua| file is loaded which does the actual work. Finally, the \TeX\ macros are defined as simple |\directlua| calls.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+\input{luatexbase.sty}
+\directlua{dofile("chickenize.lua")}
+
+\def\chickenize{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("pre_linebreak_filter",chickenize,"chickenize")
+    luatexbase.add_to_callback("start_page_number",
+    function() texio.write("["..status.total_pages) end ,"cstartpage")
+    luatexbase.add_to_callback("stop_page_number",
+    function() texio.write(" chickens]") end,"cstoppage")
+%    
+    luatexbase.add_to_callback("stop_run",nicetext,"a nice text")
+  }
+}
+\def\unchickenize{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("pre_linebreak_filter","chickenize")
+    luatexbase.remove_from_callback("start_page_number","cstartpage")
+    luatexbase.remove_from_callback("stop_page_number","cstoppage")}}
+
+\def\coffeestainize{  %% to be implemented.
+  \directlua{}}
+\def\uncoffeestainize{
+  \directlua{}}
+
+\def\colorstretch{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("post_linebreak_filter",colorstretch,"stretch_expansion")}}
+\def\uncolorstretch{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("post_linebreak_filter","stretch_expansion")}}
+
+\def\dosomethingfunny{
+    %% should execute one of the “funny” commands, but randomly. So every compilation is completely different. Maybe a list of commands could be specified to exclude total nonesense-functions. Maybe also on a per-paragraph-basis?
+  }
+
+\def\dubstepenize{
+  \chickenize
+  \directlua{
+    chickenstring[1] = "WOB"
+    chickenstring[2] = "WOB"
+    chickenstring[3] = "WOB"
+    chickenstring[4] = "BROOOAR"
+    chickenstring[5] = "WHEE"
+    chickenstring[6] = "WOB WOB WOB"
+    chickenstring[7] = "WAAAAAAAAH"
+    chickenstring[8] = "duhduh duhduh duh"
+    chickenstring[9] = "BEEEEEEEEEW"
+    chickenstring[10] = "DDEEEEEEEW"
+    chickenstring[11] = "EEEEEW"
+    chickenstring[12] = "boop"
+    chickenstring[13] = "buhdee"
+    chickenstring[14] = "bee bee"
+    chickenstring[15] = "BZZZRRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAA"
+
+    chickenizefraction = 1
+  }
+}
+\let\dubstepize\dubstepenize
+
+\def\guttenbergenize{ %% makes only sense when using LaTeX
+  \AtBeginDocument{
+    \let\grqq\relax\let\glqq\relax
+    \let\frqq\relax\let\flqq\relax
+    \let\grq\relax\let\glq\relax
+    \let\frq\relax\let\flq\relax
+%
+    \gdef\footnote##1{}
+    \gdef\cite##1{}\gdef\parencite##1{}
+    \gdef\Cite##1{}\gdef\Parencite##1{}
+    \gdef\cites##1{}\gdef\parencites##1{}
+    \gdef\Cites##1{}\gdef\Parencites##1{}
+    \gdef\footcite##1{}\gdef\footcitetext##1{}
+    \gdef\footcites##1{}\gdef\footcitetexts##1{}
+    \gdef\textcite##1{}\gdef\Textcite##1{}
+    \gdef\textcites##1{}\gdef\Textcites##1{}
+    \gdef\smartcites##1{}\gdef\Smartcites##1{}
+    \gdef\supercite##1{}\gdef\supercites##1{}
+    \gdef\autocite##1{}\gdef\Autocite##1{}
+    \gdef\autocites##1{}\gdef\Autocites##1{}
+    %% many, many missing … maybe we need to tackle the underlying mechanism?
+  }
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("pre_linebreak_filter",guttenbergenize_rq,"guttenbergenize_rq")}
+}
+
+\def\hammertime{
+  \global\let\n\relax
+  \directlua{hammerfirst = true
+             luatexbase.add_to_callback("pre_linebreak_filter",hammertime,"hammertime")}}
+\def\unhammertime{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("pre_linebreak_filter","hammertime")}}
+
+% \def\itsame{
+%   \directlua{drawmario}} %%% does not exist
+
+\def\kernmanipulate{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("pre_linebreak_filter",kernmanipulate,"kernmanipulate")}}
+\def\unkernmanipulate{
+  \directlua{lutaexbase.remove_from_callback("pre_linebreak_filter",kernmanipulate)}}
+
+\def\leetspeak{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("post_linebreak_filter",leet,"1337")}}
+\def\unleetspeak{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("post_linebreak_filter","1337")}}
+
+\def\letterspaceadjust{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("pre_linebreak_filter",letterspaceadjust,"letterspaceadjust")}}
+\def\unletterspaceadjust{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("pre_linebreak_filter","letterspaceadjust")}}
+
+\let\stealsheep\letterspaceadjust     %% synonym in honor of Paul
+\let\unstealsheep\unletterspaceadjust
+\let\returnsheep\unletterspaceadjust
+
+\def\matrixize{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("pre_linebreak_filter",matrixize,"matrixize")}}
+\def\unmatrixize{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("pre_linebreak_filter",matrixize)}}
+
+\def\milkcow{     %% to be implemented
+  \directlua{}}
+\def\unmilkcow{
+  \directlua{}}
+
+\def\pancakenize{        %% to be implemented
+  \directlua{}}
+\def\unpancakenize{
+  \directlua{}}
+
+\def\rainbowcolor{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("post_linebreak_filter",randomcolor,"rainbowcolor")
+             rainbowcolor = true}}
+\def\unrainbowcolor{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("post_linebreak_filter","rainbowcolor")
+             rainbowcolor = false}}
+  \let\nyanize\rainbowcolor
+  \let\unnyanize\unrainbowcolor
+
+\def\randomcolor{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("post_linebreak_filter",randomcolor,"randomcolor")}}
+\def\unrandomcolor{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("post_linebreak_filter","randomcolor")}}
+
+\def\randomfonts{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("post_linebreak_filter",randomfonts,"randomfonts")}}
+\def\unrandomfonts{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("post_linebreak_filter","randomfonts")}}
+
+\def\randomuclc{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("pre_linebreak_filter",randomuclc,"randomuclc")}}
+\def\unrandomuclc{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("pre_linebreak_filter","randomuclc")}}
+
+\def\scorpionize{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("pre_linebreak_filter",scorpionize_color,"scorpionize_color")}}
+\def\unscorpionize{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("pre_linebreak_filter","scorpionize_color")}}
+
+\def\spankmonkey{    %% to be implemented
+  \directlua{}}
+\def\unspankmonkey{
+  \directlua{}}
+
+\def\tabularasa{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("post_linebreak_filter",tabularasa,"tabularasa")}}
+\def\untabularasa{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("post_linebreak_filter","tabularasa")}}
+
+\def\uppercasecolor{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("post_linebreak_filter",uppercasecolor,"uppercasecolor")}}
+\def\unuppercasecolor{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("post_linebreak_filter","uppercasecolor")}}
+
+\def\zebranize{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("post_linebreak_filter",zebranize,"zebranize")}}
+\def\unzebranize{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("post_linebreak_filter","zebranize")}}
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% Now the setup for the |\text|-versions. We utilize Lua\TeX s attributes to mark all nodes that should be manipulated. The macros should be |\long| to allow arbitrary input. 
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+\newluatexattribute\leetattr
+\newluatexattribute\randcolorattr
+\newluatexattribute\randfontsattr
+\newluatexattribute\randuclcattr
+\newluatexattribute\tabularasaattr
+
+\long\def\textleetspeak#1%
+  {\setluatexattribute\leetattr{42}#1\unsetluatexattribute\leetattr}
+\long\def\textrandomcolor#1%
+  {\setluatexattribute\randcolorattr{42}#1\unsetluatexattribute\randcolorattr}
+\long\def\textrandomfonts#1%
+  {\setluatexattribute\randfontsattr{42}#1\unsetluatexattribute\randfontsattr}
+\long\def\textrandomfonts#1%
+  {\setluatexattribute\randfontsattr{42}#1\unsetluatexattribute\randfontsattr}
+\long\def\textrandomuclc#1%
+  {\setluatexattribute\randuclcattr{42}#1\unsetluatexattribute\randuclcattr}
+\long\def\texttabularasa#1%
+  {\setluatexattribute\tabularasaattr{42}#1\unsetluatexattribute\tabularasaattr}
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% Finally, a macro to control the setup. So far, it's only a wrapper that allows \TeX-style comments to make the user feel more at home.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+\def\chickenizesetup#1{\directlua{#1}}
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% The following is the very first try of implementing a small drawing language in Lua. It draws a beautiful chicken.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+\long\def\luadraw#1#2{%
+  \vbox to #1bp{%
+    \vfil
+    \luatexlatelua{pdf_print("q") #2 pdf_print("Q")}%
+  }%
+}
+\long\def\drawchicken{
+\luadraw{90}{
+kopf = {200,50} % Kopfmitte
+kopf_rad = 20
+
+d = {215,35} % Halsansatz
+e = {230,10} % 
+
+korper = {260,-10}
+korper_rad = 40
+
+bein11 = {260,-50}
+bein12 = {250,-70}
+bein13 = {235,-70}
+
+bein21 = {270,-50}
+bein22 = {260,-75}
+bein23 = {245,-75}
+
+schnabel_oben = {185,55}
+schnabel_vorne = {165,45}
+schnabel_unten = {185,35}
+
+flugel_vorne = {260,-10}
+flugel_unten = {280,-40}
+flugel_hinten = {275,-15}
+
+sloppycircle(kopf,kopf_rad)
+sloppyline(d,e)
+sloppycircle(korper,korper_rad)
+sloppyline(bein11,bein12) sloppyline(bein12,bein13)
+sloppyline(bein21,bein22) sloppyline(bein22,bein23)
+sloppyline(schnabel_vorne,schnabel_oben) sloppyline(schnabel_vorne,schnabel_unten)
+sloppyline(flugel_vorne,flugel_unten) sloppyline(flugel_hinten,flugel_unten)
+}
+}
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \iffalse
+%</tex>
+%<*package>
+% \fi
+% \section{\LaTeX\ package}
+% I have decided to keep the \LaTeX-part of this package as small as possible. So far, it does … nothing useful, but it provides a |chickenize.sty| that loads |chickenize.tex| so the user can still say |\usepackage{chickenize}|. This file will never support package options!
+% 
+% Some code might be implemented to manipulate figures for full chickenization. However, I will \emph{not} load any packages at this place, as loading of expl3 or TikZ or whatever takes too much time for such a tiny package like this one. If you require any of the features presented here, you have to load the packages on your own. Maybe this will change.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+\ProvidesPackage{chickenize}%
+  [2012/05/20 v0.1 chickenize package]
+\input{chickenize}
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsection{Definition of User-Level Macros}
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+  %% We want to “chickenize” figures, too. So …
+\iffalse
+  \DeclareDocumentCommand\includegraphics{O{}m}{
+     \fbox{Chicken}  %% actually, I'd love to draw an MP graph showing a chicken …
+  }
+%%%% specials: the balmerpeak. A tribute to http://xkcd.com/323/.
+%% So far, you have to load pgfplots yourself.
+%% As it is a mighty package, I don't want the user to force loading it.
+\NewDocumentCommand\balmerpeak{G{}O{-4cm}}{
+%% to be done using Lua drawing.
+}
+\fi
+%    \end{macrocode}
+%\iffalse
+%</package>
+%<*lua>
+%\fi
+% \section{Lua Module}
+% \label{sec:luamodule}
+% This file contains all the necessary functions, sorted alphabetically, not by sense.
+% 
+% First, we set up some constants. These are made global so the code can be manipulated at the document level, too.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+
+local nodenew = node.new
+local nodecopy = node.copy
+local nodeinsertbefore = node.insert_before
+local nodeinsertafter = node.insert_after
+local noderemove = node.remove
+local nodeid = node.id
+local nodetraverseid = node.traverse_id
+
+Hhead = nodeid("hhead")
+RULE = nodeid("rule")
+GLUE = nodeid("glue")
+WHAT = nodeid("whatsit")
+COL = node.subtype("pdf_colorstack")
+GLYPH = nodeid("glyph")
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% Now we set up the nodes used for all color things. The nodes are whatsits of subtype |pdf_colorstack|.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+color_push = nodenew(WHAT,COL)
+color_pop = nodenew(WHAT,COL)
+color_push.stack = 0
+color_pop.stack = 0
+color_push.cmd = 1
+color_pop.cmd = 2
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsection{chickenize}\label{sec:chickenize}
+% The infamous |\chickenize| macro. Substitutes every word of the input with the given string. This can be elaborated arbitrarily, and whenever I feel like, I might add functionality. So far, only the string replaces the word, and even hyphenation is not possible.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+chicken_pagenumbers = true
+
+chickenstring = {}
+chickenstring[1] = "Chicken" -- chickenstring is a table, please remeber this!
+
+chickenizefraction = 0.5
+-- set this to a small value to fool somebody, or to see if your text has been read carefully. This is also a great way to lay easter eggs for your own class / package …
+chicken_substitutions = 0 -- value to count the substituted chickens. Makes sense for testing your proofreaders.
+
+local tbl = font.getfont(font.current())
+local space = tbl.parameters.space
+local shrink = tbl.parameters.space_shrink
+local stretch = tbl.parameters.space_stretch
+local match = unicode.utf8.match
+chickenize_ignore_word = false
+
+chickenize_real_stuff = function(i,head)
+    while ((i.next.id == 37) or (i.next.id == 11) or (i.next.id == 7) or (i.next.id == 0)) do  --find end of a word
+      i.next = i.next.next
+    end
+
+    chicken = {}  -- constructing the node list.
+
+-- Should this be done only once? No, otherwise we lose the freedom to change the string in-document.
+-- But it could be done only once each paragraph as in-paragraph changes are not possible!
+
+    chickenstring_tmp = chickenstring[math.random(1,#chickenstring)]
+    chicken[0] = nodenew(37,1)  -- only a dummy for the loop
+    for i = 1,string.len(chickenstring_tmp) do 
+      chicken[i] = nodenew(37,1)
+      chicken[i].font = font.current()
+      chicken[i-1].next = chicken[i]
+    end
+    
+    j = 1
+    for s in string.utfvalues(chickenstring_tmp) do
+      local char = unicode.utf8.char(s)
+      chicken[j].char = s
+      if match(char,"%s") then 
+        chicken[j] = nodenew(10)
+        chicken[j].spec = nodenew(47)
+        chicken[j].spec.width = space
+        chicken[j].spec.shrink = shrink
+        chicken[j].spec.stretch = stretch
+      end
+      j = j+1
+    end
+
+    node.slide(chicken[1])
+    lang.hyphenate(chicken[1])
+    chicken[1] = node.kerning(chicken[1])    -- FIXME: does not work
+    chicken[1] = node.ligaturing(chicken[1]) -- dito
+
+    nodeinsertbefore(head,i,chicken[1])
+    chicken[1].next = chicken[2] -- seems to be necessary … to be fixed
+    chicken[string.len(chickenstring_tmp)].next = i.next
+  return head
+end
+
+chickenize = function(head)
+  for i in nodetraverseid(37,head) do  --find start of a word
+    if (chickenize_ignore_word == false) then  -- normal case: at the beginning of a word, we jump into chickenization
+      head = chickenize_real_stuff(i,head)
+    end
+
+-- At the end of the word, the ignoring is reset. New chance for everyone.
+    if not((i.next.id == 37) or (i.next.id == 7) or (i.next.id == 22) or (i.next.id == 11)) then
+      chickenize_ignore_word = false
+    end
+
+-- And the random determination of the chickenization of the next word:
+    if math.random() > chickenizefraction then
+      chickenize_ignore_word = true
+    elseif chickencount then
+      chicken_substitutions = chicken_substitutions + 1
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+
+local separator    = string.rep("=", 28)
+local texiowrite_nl = texio.write_nl
+nicetext = function()
+  texiowrite_nl("Output written on "..tex.jobname..".pdf ("..status.total_pages.." chicken,".." eggs).")
+  texiowrite_nl(" ")
+  texiowrite_nl(separator)
+  texiowrite_nl("Hello my dear user,")
+  texiowrite_nl("good job, now go outside and enjoy the world!")
+  texiowrite_nl(" ")
+  texiowrite_nl("And don't forget to feed your chicken!")
+  texiowrite_nl(separator .. "\n")
+  if chickencount then
+    texiowrite_nl("There were "..chicken_substitutions.." substitutions made.")
+    texiowrite_nl(separator)
+  end
+end
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsection{guttenbergenize}\label{sec:guttenbergenize}
+% A function in honor of the German politician Guttenberg.\footnote{Thanks to Jasper for bringing me to this idea!} Please do \emph{not} confuse him with the grand master Gutenberg!
+% 
+% Calling |\guttenbergenize| will not only execute or manipulate Lua code, but also redefine some \TeX\ or \LaTeX\ commands. The aim is to remove all quotations, footnotes and anything that will give information about the real sources of your work.
+% 
+% The following Lua function will remove all quotation marks from the input. Again, the |pre_linebreak_filter| is used for this, although it should be rather removed in the input filter or so.
+% \subsubsection{guttenbergenize – preliminaries}
+% This is a nice solution Lua offers for our needs. Learn it, this might be helpful for you sometime, too.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+local quotestrings = {
+   [171] = true,  [172] = true,
+  [8216] = true, [8217] = true, [8218] = true,
+  [8219] = true, [8220] = true, [8221] = true,
+  [8222] = true, [8223] = true,
+  [8248] = true, [8249] = true, [8250] = true,
+}
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsubsection{guttenbergenize – the function}
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+guttenbergenize_rq = function(head)
+  for n in nodetraverseid(nodeid"glyph",head) do
+    local i = n.char
+    if quotestrings[i] then
+      noderemove(head,n)
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsection{hammertime}\label{sec:hammertime}
+% This is a completely useless function. It just prints STOP! – HAMMERTIME at the beginnig of the first paragraph after |\hammertime|, and “U can't touch this” for every following one. As the function writes to the terminal, you have to be sure that your terminal is line-buffered and not block-buffered. Compare the explanation by Taco on the Lua\TeX\ mailing list.\footnote{\url{http://tug.org/pipermail/luatex/2011-November/003355.html}}
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+hammertimedelay = 1.2
+local htime_separator = string.rep("=", 30) .. "\n" -- slightly inconsistent with the “nicetext”
+hammertime = function(head)
+  if hammerfirst then
+    texiowrite_nl(htime_separator)
+    texiowrite_nl("============STOP!=============\n")
+    texiowrite_nl(htime_separator .. "\n\n\n")
+    os.sleep (hammertimedelay*1.5)
+    texiowrite_nl(htime_separator .. "\n")
+    texiowrite_nl("==========HAMMERTIME==========\n")
+    texiowrite_nl(htime_separator .. "\n\n")
+    os.sleep (hammertimedelay)
+    hammerfirst = false
+  else
+    os.sleep (hammertimedelay)
+    texiowrite_nl(htime_separator)
+    texiowrite_nl("======U can't touch this!=====\n")
+    texiowrite_nl(htime_separator .. "\n\n")
+    os.sleep (hammertimedelay*0.5)
+  end
+  return head
+end
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsection{itsame}\label{sec:itsame}
+% The (very first, very basic, very stupid) code to draw a small mario. You need to input luadraw.tex or do luadraw.lua for the rectangle function.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+itsame = function()
+local mr = function(a,b) rectangle({a*10,b*-10},10,10) end
+color = "1 .6 0"
+for i = 6,9 do mr(i,3) end
+for i = 3,11 do mr(i,4) end
+for i = 3,12 do mr(i,5) end
+for i = 4,8 do mr(i,6) end
+for i = 4,10 do mr(i,7) end
+for i = 1,12 do mr(i,11) end
+for i = 1,12 do mr(i,12) end
+for i = 1,12 do mr(i,13) end
+
+color = ".3 .5 .2"
+for i = 3,5 do mr(i,3) end mr(8,3)
+mr(2,4) mr(4,4) mr(8,4)
+mr(2,5) mr(4,5) mr(5,5) mr(9,5)
+mr(2,6) mr(3,6) for i = 8,11 do mr(i,6) end
+for i = 3,8 do mr(i,8) end
+for i = 2,11 do mr(i,9) end
+for i = 1,12 do mr(i,10) end
+mr(3,11) mr(10,11)
+for i = 2,4 do mr(i,15) end for i = 9,11 do mr(i,15) end
+for i = 1,4 do mr(i,16) end for i = 9,12 do mr(i,16) end
+
+color = "1 0 0"
+for i = 4,9 do mr(i,1) end
+for i = 3,12 do mr(i,2) end
+for i = 8,10 do mr(5,i) end
+for i = 5,8 do mr(i,10) end
+mr(8,9) mr(4,11) mr(6,11) mr(7,11) mr(9,11)
+for i = 4,9 do mr(i,12) end
+for i = 3,10 do mr(i,13) end
+for i = 3,5 do mr(i,14) end
+for i = 7,10 do mr(i,14) end
+end
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsection{kernmanipulate}\label{sec:kernmanipulate}
+% This function either eliminates all the kerning, inverts the sign of the kerning or changes it to a user-given value.
+% 
+% If the boolean |chickeninvertkerning| is true, the kerning amount is negative, if it is false, the kerning will be set to th e value of |chickenkernvalue|. A large value (> 100\,000) can be used to show explicitely where kerns are inserted. Good for educational use.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+chickenkernamount = 0
+chickeninvertkerning = false
+
+function kernmanipulate (head)
+  if chickeninvertkerning then -- invert the kerning
+    for n in nodetraverseid(11,head) do
+      n.kern = -n.kern
+    end
+  else             -- if not, set it to the given value
+    for n in nodetraverseid(11,head) do
+      n.kern = chickenkernamount
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+%    \end{macrocode}
+
+% \subsection{leetspeak}\label{sec:leetspeak}
+% The |leettable| is the substitution scheme. Just add items if you feel to. Maybe we will differ between a light-weight version and a hardcore 1337.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+leetspeak_onlytext = false
+leettable = {
+  [101] = 51, -- E
+  [105] = 49, -- I
+  [108] = 49, -- L
+  [111] = 48, -- O
+  [115] = 53, -- S
+  [116] = 55, -- T
+
+  [101-32] = 51, -- e
+  [105-32] = 49, -- i
+  [108-32] = 49, -- l
+  [111-32] = 48, -- o
+  [115-32] = 53, -- s
+  [116-32] = 55, -- t
+}
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% And here the function itself. So simple that I will not write any
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+leet = function(head)
+  for line in nodetraverseid(Hhead,head) do 
+    for i in nodetraverseid(GLYPH,line.head) do
+      if not leetspeak_onlytext or
+         node.has_attribute(i,luatexbase.attributes.leetattr)
+      then
+        if leettable[i.char] then 
+          i.char = leettable[i.char]
+        end
+      end
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsection{letterspaceadjust}\label{sec:letterspaceadjust}
+% Yet another piece of code by Paul. This is primarily inteded for very narrow columns, but may also increase the overall quality of typesetting. Basically, it does nothing else than adding expandable space \emph{between} letters. This way, the amount of stretching between words can be reduced which will, hopefully, result in the greyness to be more equally distributed over the page.
+%
+% Why the synonym |stealsheep|? Because of a comment of Paul on the |texhax| mailing list: \url{http://tug.org/pipermail/texhax/2011-October/018374.html}
+% \subsubsection{setup of variables}
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+local letterspace_glue = nodenew(nodeid"glue")
+local letterspace_spec = nodenew(nodeid"glue_spec")
+local letterspace_pen = nodenew(nodeid"penalty")
+
+letterspace_spec.width   = tex.sp"0pt"
+letterspace_spec.stretch = tex.sp"2pt"
+letterspace_glue.spec    = letterspace_spec
+letterspace_pen.penalty  = 10000
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsubsection{function implementation}
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+letterspaceadjust = function(head)
+  for glyph in nodetraverseid(nodeid"glyph", head) do
+    if glyph.prev and (glyph.prev.id == nodeid"glyph" or glyph.prev.id == nodeid"disc") then
+      local g = nodecopy(letterspace_glue)
+      nodeinsertbefore(head, glyph, g)
+      nodeinsertbefore(head, g, nodecopy(letterspace_pen))
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% 
+% \subsection{matrixize}\label{sec:matrixize}
+% Substitutes every glyph by a representation of its ASCII value. Migth be extended to cover the entire unicode range, but so far only 8bit is supported. The code is quite straight-forward and works OK. The line ends are not necessarily adjusted correctly. However, with microtype, i.\,e. font expansion, everything looks fine.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+matrixize = function(head)
+  x = {}
+  s = nodenew(nodeid"disc")
+  for n in nodetraverseid(nodeid"glyph",head) do
+    j = n.char
+    for m = 0,7 do -- stay ASCII for now
+      x[7-m] = nodecopy(n) -- to get the same font etc.
+
+      if (j / (2^(7-m)) < 1) then
+        x[7-m].char = 48
+      else
+        x[7-m].char = 49
+        j = j-(2^(7-m))
+      end
+      nodeinsertbefore(head,n,x[7-m])
+      nodeinsertafter(head,x[7-m],nodecopy(s))
+    end
+    noderemove(head,n)
+  end
+  return head
+end
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsection{pancakenize}\label{sec:pancakenize}
+% Not yet completely decided what this should do, but it might come down to inserting a cooking recipe for a … well, guess what. Possible implementations are: Substitute a whole sentence, from full-stop to full-stop. OR: Substitute word-by-word at a random place. OR (expert-freak-1337-level): Substitute the n-th word of each page to a word of the recipe. That would be totally awesome!!
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsection{randomfonts}\label{sec:randomfonts}
+% Traverses the output and substitutes fonts randomly. A check is done so that the font number is existing.
+% One day, the fonts should be easily given explicitly in terms of |\bf| etc.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+local randomfontslower = 1
+local randomfontsupper = 0
+% 
+randomfonts = function(head)
+  local rfub
+  if randomfontsupper > 0 then  -- fixme: this should be done only once, no? Or at every paragraph?
+    rfub = randomfontsupper  -- user-specified value
+  else
+    rfub = font.max()        -- or just take all fonts
+  end
+  for line in nodetraverseid(Hhead,head) do
+    for i in nodetraverseid(GLYPH,line.head) do
+      if not(randomfonts_onlytext) or node.has_attribute(i,luatexbase.attributes.randfontsattr) then
+        i.font = math.random(randomfontslower,rfub)
+      end
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsection{randomuclc}\label{sec:randomuclc}
+% Traverses the input list and changes lowercase/uppercase codes.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+uclcratio = 0.5 -- ratio between uppercase and lower case
+randomuclc = function(head)
+  for i in nodetraverseid(37,head) do
+    if not(randomuclc_onlytext) or node.has_attribute(i,luatexbase.attributes.randuclcattr) then
+      if math.random() < uclcratio then
+        i.char = tex.uccode[i.char]
+      else 
+        i.char = tex.lccode[i.char]
+      end
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsection{randomchars}\label{sec:randomchars}
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+randomchars = function(head)
+  for line in nodetraverseid(Hhead,head) do
+    for i in nodetraverseid(GLYPH,line.head) do
+      i.char = math.floor(math.random()*512)
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsection{randomcolor and rainbowcolor}\label{sec:randomrainbowcolor}
+% \subsubsection{randomcolor – preliminaries}
+% Setup of the boolean for grey/color or rainbowcolor, and boundaries for the colors. RGB space is fully used, but greyscale is only used in a visible range, i.\,e. to 90\% instead of 100\% white.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+randomcolor_grey = false
+randomcolor_onlytext = false --switch between local and global colorization
+rainbowcolor = false
+
+grey_lower = 0
+grey_upper = 900
+
+Rgb_lower = 1
+rGb_lower = 1
+rgB_lower = 1
+Rgb_upper = 254
+rGb_upper = 254
+rgB_upper = 254
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% Variables for the rainbow. 1/rainbow\_step*5 is the number of letters used for one cycle, the color changes from red to yellow to green to blue to purple. 
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+rainbow_step = 0.005
+rainbow_Rgb = 1-rainbow_step -- we start in the red phase
+rainbow_rGb = rainbow_step   -- values x must always be 0 < x < 1
+rainbow_rgB = rainbow_step
+rainind = 1          -- 1:red,2:yellow,3:green,4:blue,5:purple
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% This function produces the string needed for the pdf color stack. We need values 0]..[1 for the colors.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+randomcolorstring = function()
+  if randomcolor_grey then
+    return (0.001*math.random(grey_lower,grey_upper)).." g"
+  elseif rainbowcolor then
+    if rainind == 1 then -- red
+      rainbow_rGb = rainbow_rGb + rainbow_step
+      if rainbow_rGb >= 1-rainbow_step then rainind = 2 end
+    elseif rainind == 2 then -- yellow
+      rainbow_Rgb = rainbow_Rgb - rainbow_step
+      if rainbow_Rgb <= rainbow_step then rainind = 3 end
+    elseif rainind == 3 then -- green
+      rainbow_rgB = rainbow_rgB + rainbow_step
+      rainbow_rGb = rainbow_rGb - rainbow_step
+      if rainbow_rGb <= rainbow_step then rainind = 4 end
+    elseif rainind == 4 then -- blue
+      rainbow_Rgb = rainbow_Rgb + rainbow_step
+      if rainbow_Rgb >= 1-rainbow_step then rainind = 5 end
+    else -- purple
+      rainbow_rgB = rainbow_rgB - rainbow_step
+      if rainbow_rgB <= rainbow_step then rainind = 1 end
+    end
+    return rainbow_Rgb.." "..rainbow_rGb.." "..rainbow_rgB.." rg"
+  else 
+    Rgb = math.random(Rgb_lower,Rgb_upper)/255
+    rGb = math.random(rGb_lower,rGb_upper)/255
+    rgB = math.random(rgB_lower,rgB_upper)/255
+    return Rgb.." "..rGb.." "..rgB.." ".." rg"
+  end
+end
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsubsection{randomcolor – the function}
+% The function that does all the colorizing action. It goes through the whole paragraph and looks at every glyph. If the boolean |randomcolor_onlytext| is set, only glyphs with the set attribute will be colored. Elsewise, all glyphs are taken.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+randomcolor = function(head)
+  for line in nodetraverseid(0,head) do
+    for i in nodetraverseid(37,line.head) do
+      if not(randomcolor_onlytext) or
+         (node.has_attribute(i,luatexbase.attributes.randcolorattr))
+      then
+        color_push.data = randomcolorstring()  -- color or grey string
+        line.head = nodeinsertbefore(line.head,i,nodecopy(color_push))
+        nodeinsertafter(line.head,i,nodecopy(color_pop))
+      end
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsection{rickroll}\label{sec:rickroll}
+% Another tribute to pop culture. Either: substitute word-by-word as in pancake. OR: substitute each link to a youtube-rickroll …
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsection{tabularasa}\label{sec:tabularasa}
+% Removes every glyph from the output and replaces it by empty space. In the end, next to nothing will be visible. Should be extended to also remove rules or just anything visible.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+tabularasa_onlytext = false
+
+tabularasa = function(head)
+  local s = nodenew(nodeid"kern")
+  for line in nodetraverseid(nodeid"hlist",head) do
+    for n in nodetraverseid(nodeid"glyph",line.list) do
+      if not(tabularasa_onlytext) or node.has_attribute(n,luatexbase.attributes.tabularasaattr) then
+        s.kern = n.width
+        nodeinsertafter(line.list,n,nodecopy(s))
+        line.head = noderemove(line.list,n)
+      end
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsection{uppercasecolor}\label{sec:uppercasecolor}
+% Loop through all the nodes and checking whether it is uppercase. If so (and also for small caps), color it.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+uppercasecolor = function (head)
+  for line in nodetraverseid(Hhead,head) do 
+    for upper in nodetraverseid(GLYPH,line.head) do
+      if (((upper.char > 64) and (upper.char < 91)) or
+          ((upper.char > 57424) and (upper.char < 57451)))  then  -- for small caps! nice ☺
+        color_push.data = randomcolorstring()  -- color or grey string
+        line.head = nodeinsertbefore(line.head,upper,nodecopy(color_push))
+        nodeinsertafter(line.head,upper,nodecopy(color_pop))
+      end
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsection{colorstretch}\label{sec:colorstretch}
+% This function displays the amount of stretching that has been done for each line of an arbitrary document. A well-typeset document should be equally grey over all lines, which is not always possible.
+%
+% In fact, two boxes are drawn: The first (left) box shows the badness, i.\,e. the amount of stretching the spaces between words. Too much space results in ligth grey, whereas a too dense line is indicated by a dark grey box.
+%
+%The second box is only useful if microtypographic extensions are used, e.\,g. with the |microtype| package under \LaTeX. The box color then corresponds to the amount of font expansion in the line. This works great for demonstrating the positive effect of font expansion on the badness of a line!
+%
+% The base structure of the following code was provided by Paul Isambert. Thanks for the code and support, Paul!
+% \subsubsection{colorstretch – preliminaries}
+% Two booleans, |keeptext|, and |colorexpansion|, are used to control the behaviour of the function.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+keeptext = true
+colorexpansion = true
+
+colorstretch_coloroffset = 0.5
+colorstretch_colorrange = 0.5
+chickenize_rule_bad_height = 4/5 -- height and depth of the rules
+chickenize_rule_bad_depth = 1/5
+
+
+colorstretchnumbers = true
+drawstretchthreshold = 0.1
+drawexpansionthreshold = 0.9
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% After these constants have been set, the function starts. It receives the vertical list of the typeset paragraph as |head|, and loops through all horizontal lists.
+%
+% If font expansion should be shown (|colorexpansion == true|), then the first glyph node is determined and its width compared with the width of the unexpanded glyph. This gives a measure for the expansion factor and is translated into a grey scale.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+colorstretch = function (head)
+  local f = font.getfont(font.current()).characters
+  for line in nodetraverseid(Hhead,head) do 
+    local rule_bad = nodenew(RULE)
+
+    if colorexpansion then  -- if also the font expansion should be shown
+      local g = line.head
+        while not(g.id == 37) do
+         g = g.next
+        end
+      exp_factor = g.width / f[g.char].width
+      exp_color = colorstretch_coloroffset + (1-exp_factor)*10 .. " g"
+      rule_bad.width = 0.5*line.width  -- we need two rules on each line!
+    else
+      rule_bad.width = line.width  -- only the space expansion should be shown, only one rule
+    end
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% Height and depth of the rules are adapted to print a closed grey pattern, so no white interspace is left.
+%
+% The glue order and sign can be obtained directly and are translated into a grey scale.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+    rule_bad.height = tex.baselineskip.width*chickenize_rule_bad_height -- this should give a better output
+    rule_bad.depth = tex.baselineskip.width*chickenize_rule_bad_depth
+  
+    local glue_ratio = 0
+    if line.glue_order == 0 then
+      if line.glue_sign == 1 then
+        glue_ratio = colorstretch_colorrange * math.min(line.glue_set,1)
+      else
+        glue_ratio = -colorstretch_colorrange * math.min(line.glue_set,1)
+      end
+    end
+    color_push.data = colorstretch_coloroffset + glue_ratio .. " g"
+
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% Now, we throw everything together in a way that works. Somehow …
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+-- set up output    
+    local p = line.head
+
+  -- a rule to immitate kerning all the way back
+    local kern_back = nodenew(RULE)
+    kern_back.width = -line.width
+
+  -- if the text should still be displayed, the color and box nodes are inserted additionally 
+  -- and the head is set to the color node
+    if keeptext then
+      line.head = nodeinsertbefore(line.head,line.head,nodecopy(color_push))
+    else
+      node.flush_list(p)
+      line.head = nodecopy(color_push)
+    end
+    nodeinsertafter(line.head,line.head,rule_bad)  -- then the rule
+    nodeinsertafter(line.head,line.head.next,nodecopy(color_pop)) -- and then pop!
+    tmpnode =  nodeinsertafter(line.head,line.head.next.next,kern_back) 
+
+    -- then a rule with the expansion color
+    if colorexpansion then  -- if also the stretch/shrink of letters should be shown
+      color_push.data = exp_color
+      nodeinsertafter(line.head,tmpnode,nodecopy(color_push))
+      nodeinsertafter(line.head,tmpnode.next,nodecopy(rule_bad)) 
+      nodeinsertafter(line.head,tmpnode.next.next,nodecopy(color_pop))
+    end
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% Now we are ready with the boxes and stuff and everything. However, a very useful information might be the amount of stretching, not encoded as color, but the real value. In concreto, I mean: narrow boxes get one color, loose boxes get another one, but only if the badness is above a certain amount. This information is printed into the right-hand margin. The threshold is user-adjustable.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+    if colorstretchnumbers then
+      j = 1
+      glue_ratio_output = {}
+      for s in string.utfvalues(math.abs(glue_ratio)) do -- using math.abs here gets us rid of the minus sign
+        local char = unicode.utf8.char(s)
+        glue_ratio_output[j] = nodenew(37,1)
+        glue_ratio_output[j].font = font.current()
+        glue_ratio_output[j].char = s
+        j = j+1
+      end
+      if math.abs(glue_ratio) > drawstretchthreshold then 
+        if glue_ratio < 0 then color_push.data = "0.99 0 0 rg"
+        else color_push.data = "0 0.99 0 rg" end
+      else color_push.data = "0 0 0 rg"
+      end
+
+      nodeinsertafter(line.head,node.tail(line.head),nodecopy(color_push))
+      for i = 1,math.min(j-1,7) do
+        nodeinsertafter(line.head,node.tail(line.head),glue_ratio_output[i])
+      end
+      nodeinsertafter(line.head,node.tail(line.head),nodecopy(color_pop))
+    end -- end of stretch number insertion
+  end
+  return head
+end
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsection*{dubstepize}
+% BROOOAR WOBWOBWOB BROOOOAR WOBWOBWOB BROOOOAR WOB WOB WOB …
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsection*{scorpionize}
+% These functions intentionally not documented.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+function scorpionize_color(head)
+  color_push.data = ".35 .55 .75 rg"
+  nodeinsertafter(head,head,nodecopy(color_push))
+  nodeinsertafter(head,node.tail(head),nodecopy(color_pop))
+  return head
+end
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsection{zebranize}\label{sec:zebranize}
+% This function is inspired by a discussion with the Heidelberg regular's table and will change the color of each paragraph linewise. Both the textcolor and background color are changed to create a true zebra like look. If you want to change or add colors, just change the values of |zebracolorarray[]| for the text colors and |zebracolorarray_bg[]| for the background. Do not mix with other color changing functions of this package, as that will turn out ugly or erroneous.
+% 
+% The code works just the same as every other thing here: insert color nodes, insert rules, and register the whole thing in |post_linebreak_filter|.
+% \subsubsection{zebranize – preliminaries}
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+zebracolorarray = {}
+zebracolorarray_bg = {}
+zebracolorarray[1] = "0.1 g"
+zebracolorarray[2] = "0.9 g"
+zebracolorarray_bg[1] = "0.9 g"
+zebracolorarray_bg[2] = "0.1 g"
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% \subsubsection{zebranize – the function}
+% This code has to be revisited, it is ugly.
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+function zebranize(head)
+  zebracolor = 1
+  for line in nodetraverseid(nodeid"hhead",head) do
+    if zebracolor == #zebracolorarray then zebracolor = 0 end
+    zebracolor = zebracolor + 1
+    color_push.data = zebracolorarray[zebracolor]
+    line.head =     nodeinsertbefore(line.head,line.head,nodecopy(color_push))
+    for n in nodetraverseid(nodeid"glyph",line.head) do
+      if n.next then else
+        nodeinsertafter(line.head,n,nodecopy(color_pull))
+      end
+    end
+
+    local rule_zebra = nodenew(RULE)
+    rule_zebra.width = line.width
+    rule_zebra.height = tex.baselineskip.width*4/5
+    rule_zebra.depth = tex.baselineskip.width*1/5
+
+    local kern_back = nodenew(RULE)
+    kern_back.width = -line.width
+
+    color_push.data = zebracolorarray_bg[zebracolor]
+    line.head = nodeinsertbefore(line.head,line.head,nodecopy(color_pop))
+    line.head = nodeinsertbefore(line.head,line.head,nodecopy(color_push))
+    nodeinsertafter(line.head,line.head,kern_back)
+    nodeinsertafter(line.head,line.head,rule_zebra)
+  end
+  return (head)
+end
+%    \end{macrocode}
+% And that's it!\qquad {\fontsize{40}{0}\raisebox{-2ex}{\fontspec{XITS}☺}}
+% \newpage
+% Well, it's not the whole story so far. I plan to test some drawing using only Lua code, writing directly to the pdf file. This section will grow and get better in parallel to my understandings of what's going on. I.e. it will be very slowly … Nothing here is to be taken as good and/or correct LuaTeXing, and most code is plain ugly. However, it kind of works already {\fontspec{XITS}☺}
+% \section{Drawing}
+% A \emph{very} first, experimental implementation of a drawing of a chicken. The parameters should be consistent, easy to change and that monster should look more like a cute chicken. However, it is chicken, it is Lua, so it belongs into this package. So far, all numbers and positions are hard coded, this will of course change!
+%    \begin{macrocode}
+--
+function pdf_print (...)
+  for _, str in ipairs({...}) do
+    pdf.print(str .. " ")
+  end
+  pdf.print("\string\n")
+end
+
+function move (p)
+  pdf_print(p[1],p[2],"m")
+end
+
+function line (p)
+  pdf_print(p[1],p[2],"l")
+end
+
+function curve(p1,p2,p3)
+  pdf_print(p1[1], p1[2],
+            p2[1], p2[2],
+            p3[1], p3[2], "c")
+end
+
+function close ()
+  pdf_print("h")
+end
+
+function linewidth (w)
+  pdf_print(w,"w")
+end
+
+function stroke ()
+  pdf_print("S")
+end
+--
+
+function strictcircle(center,radius)
+  local left = {center[1] - radius, center[2]}
+  local lefttop = {left[1], left[2] + 1.45*radius}
+  local leftbot = {left[1], left[2] - 1.45*radius}
+  local right = {center[1] + radius, center[2]}
+  local righttop = {right[1], right[2] + 1.45*radius}
+  local rightbot = {right[1], right[2] - 1.45*radius}
+
+  move (left)
+  curve (lefttop, righttop, right)
+  curve (rightbot, leftbot, left)
+stroke()
+end
+
+function disturb_point(point)
+  return {point[1] + math.random()*5 - 2.5,
+          point[2] + math.random()*5 - 2.5}
+end
+
+function sloppycircle(center,radius)
+  local left = disturb_point({center[1] - radius, center[2]})
+  local lefttop = disturb_point({left[1], left[2] + 1.45*radius})
+  local leftbot = {lefttop[1], lefttop[2] - 2.9*radius}
+  local right = disturb_point({center[1] + radius, center[2]})
+  local righttop = disturb_point({right[1], right[2] + 1.45*radius})
+  local rightbot = disturb_point({right[1], right[2] - 1.45*radius})
+
+  local right_end = disturb_point(right)
+
+  move (right)
+  curve (rightbot, leftbot, left)
+  curve (lefttop, righttop, right_end)
+  linewidth(math.random()+0.5)
+  stroke()
+end
+
+function sloppyline(start,stop)
+  local start_line = disturb_point(start)
+  local stop_line = disturb_point(stop)
+  start = disturb_point(start)
+  stop = disturb_point(stop)
+  move(start) curve(start_line,stop_line,stop)
+  linewidth(math.random()+0.5)
+  stroke()
+end
+%    \end{macrocode}
+%\iffalse 
+% </lua>
+%\fi
+% \newpage
+% \section{Known Bugs}\label{bugs}
+% The behaviour of the |\chickenize| macro is under construction and everything it does so far is considered a feature.
+% \begin{description}
+% \item[babel] Using |chickenize| with |babel| leads to a problem with the " (double quote) character, as it is made active: When using |\chickenizesetup| \emph{after} |\begin{document}|, you can \emph{not} use " for strings, but you have to use ' (single quote) instead. No problem really, but take care of this.
+% \end{description}
+% \section{To Dos}
+% Some things that should be implemented but aren’t so far or are very poor at the moment:
+% \begin{description}
+% \item[rainbowcolor] should be more flexible – the angle of the rainbow should be easily adjustable.
+% \item[pancakenize] should do something funny.
+% \item[chickenize] should differ between character and punctuation.
+% \item[swing] swing dancing apes – that will be very hard, actually …
+% \item[chickenmath] chickenization of math mode
+% \end{description}
+% \section{Literature}\label{sec:literature}
+% The following list directs you to helpful literature that will help you to better understand the concepts used in this package and for in-depth explanation. Also, most of the code here is taken from or based on this literature, so it is also a list of references somehow:
+% \begin{itemize}
+% \item Lua\TeX\ documentation – the manual and links to presentations and talks: \url{http://www.luatex.org/documentation.html}
+% \item The Lua manual, for Lua 5.1: \url{http://www.lua.org/manual/5.1/}
+% \item Programming in Lua, 1\textsuperscript{st} edition, aiming at Lua 5.0, but still (largely) valid for 5.1: \url{http://www.lua.org/pil/}
+%
+%
+% \end{itemize}
+% \section{Thanks}
+% This package would not have been possible without the help of many people who patiently answered my annoying questions on mailing lists and in personal mails. And of course not without the work of the Lua\TeX\ team!
+% 
+% Special thanks go to Paul “we could have chickenized the world” Isambert who contributed a lot of ideas, code and bug fixes and made much of the code executable at all. I also think Philipp Gesang who gave me many advices on the Lua code – which I still didn't have time to correct …
+% \Finale
+% \endinput
diff --git a/Master/texmf-dist/tex/luatex/chickenize/chickenize.lua b/Master/texmf-dist/tex/luatex/chickenize/chickenize.lua
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..a331b6536f8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Master/texmf-dist/tex/luatex/chickenize/chickenize.lua
@@ -0,0 +1,637 @@
+-- 
+--  This is file `chickenize.lua',
+--  generated with the docstrip utility.
+-- 
+--  The original source files were:
+-- 
+--  chickenize.dtx  (with options: `lua')
+--  
+--  EXPERIMENTAL CODE
+--  
+--  Do not distribute this file without also distributing the
+--  source files specified above.
+--  
+--  Do not distribute a modified version of this file under the same name.
+--  
+--  This package is copyright © 20012 Arno L. Trautmann. It may be distributed and/or
+--  modified under the conditions of the LaTeX Project Public License, either version 1.3c
+--  of this license or (at your option) any later version. This work has the LPPL mainten-
+--  ance status ‘author-maintained’.
+
+local nodenew = node.new
+local nodecopy = node.copy
+local nodeinsertbefore = node.insert_before
+local nodeinsertafter = node.insert_after
+local noderemove = node.remove
+local nodeid = node.id
+local nodetraverseid = node.traverse_id
+
+Hhead = nodeid("hhead")
+RULE = nodeid("rule")
+GLUE = nodeid("glue")
+WHAT = nodeid("whatsit")
+COL = node.subtype("pdf_colorstack")
+GLYPH = nodeid("glyph")
+color_push = nodenew(WHAT,COL)
+color_pop = nodenew(WHAT,COL)
+color_push.stack = 0
+color_pop.stack = 0
+color_push.cmd = 1
+color_pop.cmd = 2
+chicken_pagenumbers = true
+
+chickenstring = {}
+chickenstring[1] = "Chicken" -- chickenstring is a table, please remeber this!
+
+chickenizefraction = 0.5
+-- set this to a small value to fool somebody, or to see if your text has been read carefully. This is also a great way to lay easter eggs for your own class / package …
+chicken_substitutions = 0 -- value to count the substituted chickens. Makes sense for testing your proofreaders.
+
+local tbl = font.getfont(font.current())
+local space = tbl.parameters.space
+local shrink = tbl.parameters.space_shrink
+local stretch = tbl.parameters.space_stretch
+local match = unicode.utf8.match
+chickenize_ignore_word = false
+
+chickenize_real_stuff = function(i,head)
+    while ((i.next.id == 37) or (i.next.id == 11) or (i.next.id == 7) or (i.next.id == 0)) do  --find end of a word
+      i.next = i.next.next
+    end
+
+    chicken = {}  -- constructing the node list.
+
+-- Should this be done only once? No, otherwise we lose the freedom to change the string in-document.
+-- But it could be done only once each paragraph as in-paragraph changes are not possible!
+
+    chickenstring_tmp = chickenstring[math.random(1,#chickenstring)]
+    chicken[0] = nodenew(37,1)  -- only a dummy for the loop
+    for i = 1,string.len(chickenstring_tmp) do
+      chicken[i] = nodenew(37,1)
+      chicken[i].font = font.current()
+      chicken[i-1].next = chicken[i]
+    end
+
+    j = 1
+    for s in string.utfvalues(chickenstring_tmp) do
+      local char = unicode.utf8.char(s)
+      chicken[j].char = s
+      if match(char,"%s") then
+        chicken[j] = nodenew(10)
+        chicken[j].spec = nodenew(47)
+        chicken[j].spec.width = space
+        chicken[j].spec.shrink = shrink
+        chicken[j].spec.stretch = stretch
+      end
+      j = j+1
+    end
+
+    node.slide(chicken[1])
+    lang.hyphenate(chicken[1])
+    chicken[1] = node.kerning(chicken[1])    -- FIXME: does not work
+    chicken[1] = node.ligaturing(chicken[1]) -- dito
+
+    nodeinsertbefore(head,i,chicken[1])
+    chicken[1].next = chicken[2] -- seems to be necessary … to be fixed
+    chicken[string.len(chickenstring_tmp)].next = i.next
+  return head
+end
+
+chickenize = function(head)
+  for i in nodetraverseid(37,head) do  --find start of a word
+    if (chickenize_ignore_word == false) then  -- normal case: at the beginning of a word, we jump into chickenization
+      head = chickenize_real_stuff(i,head)
+    end
+
+-- At the end of the word, the ignoring is reset. New chance for everyone.
+    if not((i.next.id == 37) or (i.next.id == 7) or (i.next.id == 22) or (i.next.id == 11)) then
+      chickenize_ignore_word = false
+    end
+
+-- And the random determination of the chickenization of the next word:
+    if math.random() > chickenizefraction then
+      chickenize_ignore_word = true
+    elseif chickencount then
+      chicken_substitutions = chicken_substitutions + 1
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+
+local separator    = string.rep("=", 28)
+local texiowrite_nl = texio.write_nl
+nicetext = function()
+  texiowrite_nl("Output written on "..tex.jobname..".pdf ("..status.total_pages.." chicken,".." eggs).")
+  texiowrite_nl(" ")
+  texiowrite_nl(separator)
+  texiowrite_nl("Hello my dear user,")
+  texiowrite_nl("good job, now go outside and enjoy the world!")
+  texiowrite_nl(" ")
+  texiowrite_nl("And don't forget to feed your chicken!")
+  texiowrite_nl(separator .. "\n")
+  if chickencount then
+    texiowrite_nl("There were "..chicken_substitutions.." substitutions made.")
+    texiowrite_nl(separator)
+  end
+end
+local quotestrings = {
+   [171] = true,  [172] = true,
+  [8216] = true, [8217] = true, [8218] = true,
+  [8219] = true, [8220] = true, [8221] = true,
+  [8222] = true, [8223] = true,
+  [8248] = true, [8249] = true, [8250] = true,
+}
+guttenbergenize_rq = function(head)
+  for n in nodetraverseid(nodeid"glyph",head) do
+    local i = n.char
+    if quotestrings[i] then
+      noderemove(head,n)
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+hammertimedelay = 1.2
+local htime_separator = string.rep("=", 30) .. "\n" -- slightly inconsistent with the “nicetext”
+hammertime = function(head)
+  if hammerfirst then
+    texiowrite_nl(htime_separator)
+    texiowrite_nl("============STOP!=============\n")
+    texiowrite_nl(htime_separator .. "\n\n\n")
+    os.sleep (hammertimedelay*1.5)
+    texiowrite_nl(htime_separator .. "\n")
+    texiowrite_nl("==========HAMMERTIME==========\n")
+    texiowrite_nl(htime_separator .. "\n\n")
+    os.sleep (hammertimedelay)
+    hammerfirst = false
+  else
+    os.sleep (hammertimedelay)
+    texiowrite_nl(htime_separator)
+    texiowrite_nl("======U can't touch this!=====\n")
+    texiowrite_nl(htime_separator .. "\n\n")
+    os.sleep (hammertimedelay*0.5)
+  end
+  return head
+end
+itsame = function()
+local mr = function(a,b) rectangle({a*10,b*-10},10,10) end
+color = "1 .6 0"
+for i = 6,9 do mr(i,3) end
+for i = 3,11 do mr(i,4) end
+for i = 3,12 do mr(i,5) end
+for i = 4,8 do mr(i,6) end
+for i = 4,10 do mr(i,7) end
+for i = 1,12 do mr(i,11) end
+for i = 1,12 do mr(i,12) end
+for i = 1,12 do mr(i,13) end
+
+color = ".3 .5 .2"
+for i = 3,5 do mr(i,3) end mr(8,3)
+mr(2,4) mr(4,4) mr(8,4)
+mr(2,5) mr(4,5) mr(5,5) mr(9,5)
+mr(2,6) mr(3,6) for i = 8,11 do mr(i,6) end
+for i = 3,8 do mr(i,8) end
+for i = 2,11 do mr(i,9) end
+for i = 1,12 do mr(i,10) end
+mr(3,11) mr(10,11)
+for i = 2,4 do mr(i,15) end for i = 9,11 do mr(i,15) end
+for i = 1,4 do mr(i,16) end for i = 9,12 do mr(i,16) end
+
+color = "1 0 0"
+for i = 4,9 do mr(i,1) end
+for i = 3,12 do mr(i,2) end
+for i = 8,10 do mr(5,i) end
+for i = 5,8 do mr(i,10) end
+mr(8,9) mr(4,11) mr(6,11) mr(7,11) mr(9,11)
+for i = 4,9 do mr(i,12) end
+for i = 3,10 do mr(i,13) end
+for i = 3,5 do mr(i,14) end
+for i = 7,10 do mr(i,14) end
+end
+chickenkernamount = 0
+chickeninvertkerning = false
+
+function kernmanipulate (head)
+  if chickeninvertkerning then -- invert the kerning
+    for n in nodetraverseid(11,head) do
+      n.kern = -n.kern
+    end
+  else             -- if not, set it to the given value
+    for n in nodetraverseid(11,head) do
+      n.kern = chickenkernamount
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+
+leetspeak_onlytext = false
+leettable = {
+  [101] = 51, -- E
+  [105] = 49, -- I
+  [108] = 49, -- L
+  [111] = 48, -- O
+  [115] = 53, -- S
+  [116] = 55, -- T
+
+  [101-32] = 51, -- e
+  [105-32] = 49, -- i
+  [108-32] = 49, -- l
+  [111-32] = 48, -- o
+  [115-32] = 53, -- s
+  [116-32] = 55, -- t
+}
+leet = function(head)
+  for line in nodetraverseid(Hhead,head) do
+    for i in nodetraverseid(GLYPH,line.head) do
+      if not leetspeak_onlytext or
+         node.has_attribute(i,luatexbase.attributes.leetattr)
+      then
+        if leettable[i.char] then
+          i.char = leettable[i.char]
+        end
+      end
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+local letterspace_glue = nodenew(nodeid"glue")
+local letterspace_spec = nodenew(nodeid"glue_spec")
+local letterspace_pen = nodenew(nodeid"penalty")
+
+letterspace_spec.width   = tex.sp"0pt"
+letterspace_spec.stretch = tex.sp"2pt"
+letterspace_glue.spec    = letterspace_spec
+letterspace_pen.penalty  = 10000
+letterspaceadjust = function(head)
+  for glyph in nodetraverseid(nodeid"glyph", head) do
+    if glyph.prev and (glyph.prev.id == nodeid"glyph" or glyph.prev.id == nodeid"disc") then
+      local g = nodecopy(letterspace_glue)
+      nodeinsertbefore(head, glyph, g)
+      nodeinsertbefore(head, g, nodecopy(letterspace_pen))
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+matrixize = function(head)
+  x = {}
+  s = nodenew(nodeid"disc")
+  for n in nodetraverseid(nodeid"glyph",head) do
+    j = n.char
+    for m = 0,7 do -- stay ASCII for now
+      x[7-m] = nodecopy(n) -- to get the same font etc.
+
+      if (j / (2^(7-m)) < 1) then
+        x[7-m].char = 48
+      else
+        x[7-m].char = 49
+        j = j-(2^(7-m))
+      end
+      nodeinsertbefore(head,n,x[7-m])
+      nodeinsertafter(head,x[7-m],nodecopy(s))
+    end
+    noderemove(head,n)
+  end
+  return head
+end
+local randomfontslower = 1
+local randomfontsupper = 0
+randomfonts = function(head)
+  local rfub
+  if randomfontsupper > 0 then  -- fixme: this should be done only once, no? Or at every paragraph?
+    rfub = randomfontsupper  -- user-specified value
+  else
+    rfub = font.max()        -- or just take all fonts
+  end
+  for line in nodetraverseid(Hhead,head) do
+    for i in nodetraverseid(GLYPH,line.head) do
+      if not(randomfonts_onlytext) or node.has_attribute(i,luatexbase.attributes.randfontsattr) then
+        i.font = math.random(randomfontslower,rfub)
+      end
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+uclcratio = 0.5 -- ratio between uppercase and lower case
+randomuclc = function(head)
+  for i in nodetraverseid(37,head) do
+    if not(randomuclc_onlytext) or node.has_attribute(i,luatexbase.attributes.randuclcattr) then
+      if math.random() < uclcratio then
+        i.char = tex.uccode[i.char]
+      else
+        i.char = tex.lccode[i.char]
+      end
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+randomchars = function(head)
+  for line in nodetraverseid(Hhead,head) do
+    for i in nodetraverseid(GLYPH,line.head) do
+      i.char = math.floor(math.random()*512)
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+randomcolor_grey = false
+randomcolor_onlytext = false --switch between local and global colorization
+rainbowcolor = false
+
+grey_lower = 0
+grey_upper = 900
+
+Rgb_lower = 1
+rGb_lower = 1
+rgB_lower = 1
+Rgb_upper = 254
+rGb_upper = 254
+rgB_upper = 254
+rainbow_step = 0.005
+rainbow_Rgb = 1-rainbow_step -- we start in the red phase
+rainbow_rGb = rainbow_step   -- values x must always be 0 < x < 1
+rainbow_rgB = rainbow_step
+rainind = 1          -- 1:red,2:yellow,3:green,4:blue,5:purple
+randomcolorstring = function()
+  if randomcolor_grey then
+    return (0.001*math.random(grey_lower,grey_upper)).." g"
+  elseif rainbowcolor then
+    if rainind == 1 then -- red
+      rainbow_rGb = rainbow_rGb + rainbow_step
+      if rainbow_rGb >= 1-rainbow_step then rainind = 2 end
+    elseif rainind == 2 then -- yellow
+      rainbow_Rgb = rainbow_Rgb - rainbow_step
+      if rainbow_Rgb <= rainbow_step then rainind = 3 end
+    elseif rainind == 3 then -- green
+      rainbow_rgB = rainbow_rgB + rainbow_step
+      rainbow_rGb = rainbow_rGb - rainbow_step
+      if rainbow_rGb <= rainbow_step then rainind = 4 end
+    elseif rainind == 4 then -- blue
+      rainbow_Rgb = rainbow_Rgb + rainbow_step
+      if rainbow_Rgb >= 1-rainbow_step then rainind = 5 end
+    else -- purple
+      rainbow_rgB = rainbow_rgB - rainbow_step
+      if rainbow_rgB <= rainbow_step then rainind = 1 end
+    end
+    return rainbow_Rgb.." "..rainbow_rGb.." "..rainbow_rgB.." rg"
+  else
+    Rgb = math.random(Rgb_lower,Rgb_upper)/255
+    rGb = math.random(rGb_lower,rGb_upper)/255
+    rgB = math.random(rgB_lower,rgB_upper)/255
+    return Rgb.." "..rGb.." "..rgB.." ".." rg"
+  end
+end
+randomcolor = function(head)
+  for line in nodetraverseid(0,head) do
+    for i in nodetraverseid(37,line.head) do
+      if not(randomcolor_onlytext) or
+         (node.has_attribute(i,luatexbase.attributes.randcolorattr))
+      then
+        color_push.data = randomcolorstring()  -- color or grey string
+        line.head = nodeinsertbefore(line.head,i,nodecopy(color_push))
+        nodeinsertafter(line.head,i,nodecopy(color_pop))
+      end
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+tabularasa_onlytext = false
+
+tabularasa = function(head)
+  local s = nodenew(nodeid"kern")
+  for line in nodetraverseid(nodeid"hlist",head) do
+    for n in nodetraverseid(nodeid"glyph",line.list) do
+      if not(tabularasa_onlytext) or node.has_attribute(n,luatexbase.attributes.tabularasaattr) then
+        s.kern = n.width
+        nodeinsertafter(line.list,n,nodecopy(s))
+        line.head = noderemove(line.list,n)
+      end
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+uppercasecolor = function (head)
+  for line in nodetraverseid(Hhead,head) do
+    for upper in nodetraverseid(GLYPH,line.head) do
+      if (((upper.char > 64) and (upper.char < 91)) or
+          ((upper.char > 57424) and (upper.char < 57451)))  then  -- for small caps! nice ☺
+        color_push.data = randomcolorstring()  -- color or grey string
+        line.head = nodeinsertbefore(line.head,upper,nodecopy(color_push))
+        nodeinsertafter(line.head,upper,nodecopy(color_pop))
+      end
+    end
+  end
+  return head
+end
+keeptext = true
+colorexpansion = true
+
+colorstretch_coloroffset = 0.5
+colorstretch_colorrange = 0.5
+chickenize_rule_bad_height = 4/5 -- height and depth of the rules
+chickenize_rule_bad_depth = 1/5
+
+colorstretchnumbers = true
+drawstretchthreshold = 0.1
+drawexpansionthreshold = 0.9
+colorstretch = function (head)
+  local f = font.getfont(font.current()).characters
+  for line in nodetraverseid(Hhead,head) do
+    local rule_bad = nodenew(RULE)
+
+    if colorexpansion then  -- if also the font expansion should be shown
+      local g = line.head
+        while not(g.id == 37) do
+         g = g.next
+        end
+      exp_factor = g.width / f[g.char].width
+      exp_color = colorstretch_coloroffset + (1-exp_factor)*10 .. " g"
+      rule_bad.width = 0.5*line.width  -- we need two rules on each line!
+    else
+      rule_bad.width = line.width  -- only the space expansion should be shown, only one rule
+    end
+    rule_bad.height = tex.baselineskip.width*chickenize_rule_bad_height -- this should give a better output
+    rule_bad.depth = tex.baselineskip.width*chickenize_rule_bad_depth
+
+    local glue_ratio = 0
+    if line.glue_order == 0 then
+      if line.glue_sign == 1 then
+        glue_ratio = colorstretch_colorrange * math.min(line.glue_set,1)
+      else
+        glue_ratio = -colorstretch_colorrange * math.min(line.glue_set,1)
+      end
+    end
+    color_push.data = colorstretch_coloroffset + glue_ratio .. " g"
+
+-- set up output
+    local p = line.head
+
+  -- a rule to immitate kerning all the way back
+    local kern_back = nodenew(RULE)
+    kern_back.width = -line.width
+
+  -- if the text should still be displayed, the color and box nodes are inserted additionally
+  -- and the head is set to the color node
+    if keeptext then
+      line.head = nodeinsertbefore(line.head,line.head,nodecopy(color_push))
+    else
+      node.flush_list(p)
+      line.head = nodecopy(color_push)
+    end
+    nodeinsertafter(line.head,line.head,rule_bad)  -- then the rule
+    nodeinsertafter(line.head,line.head.next,nodecopy(color_pop)) -- and then pop!
+    tmpnode =  nodeinsertafter(line.head,line.head.next.next,kern_back)
+
+    -- then a rule with the expansion color
+    if colorexpansion then  -- if also the stretch/shrink of letters should be shown
+      color_push.data = exp_color
+      nodeinsertafter(line.head,tmpnode,nodecopy(color_push))
+      nodeinsertafter(line.head,tmpnode.next,nodecopy(rule_bad))
+      nodeinsertafter(line.head,tmpnode.next.next,nodecopy(color_pop))
+    end
+    if colorstretchnumbers then
+      j = 1
+      glue_ratio_output = {}
+      for s in string.utfvalues(math.abs(glue_ratio)) do -- using math.abs here gets us rid of the minus sign
+        local char = unicode.utf8.char(s)
+        glue_ratio_output[j] = nodenew(37,1)
+        glue_ratio_output[j].font = font.current()
+        glue_ratio_output[j].char = s
+        j = j+1
+      end
+      if math.abs(glue_ratio) > drawstretchthreshold then
+        if glue_ratio < 0 then color_push.data = "0.99 0 0 rg"
+        else color_push.data = "0 0.99 0 rg" end
+      else color_push.data = "0 0 0 rg"
+      end
+
+      nodeinsertafter(line.head,node.tail(line.head),nodecopy(color_push))
+      for i = 1,math.min(j-1,7) do
+        nodeinsertafter(line.head,node.tail(line.head),glue_ratio_output[i])
+      end
+      nodeinsertafter(line.head,node.tail(line.head),nodecopy(color_pop))
+    end -- end of stretch number insertion
+  end
+  return head
+end
+
+function scorpionize_color(head)
+  color_push.data = ".35 .55 .75 rg"
+  nodeinsertafter(head,head,nodecopy(color_push))
+  nodeinsertafter(head,node.tail(head),nodecopy(color_pop))
+  return head
+end
+zebracolorarray = {}
+zebracolorarray_bg = {}
+zebracolorarray[1] = "0.1 g"
+zebracolorarray[2] = "0.9 g"
+zebracolorarray_bg[1] = "0.9 g"
+zebracolorarray_bg[2] = "0.1 g"
+function zebranize(head)
+  zebracolor = 1
+  for line in nodetraverseid(nodeid"hhead",head) do
+    if zebracolor == #zebracolorarray then zebracolor = 0 end
+    zebracolor = zebracolor + 1
+    color_push.data = zebracolorarray[zebracolor]
+    line.head =     nodeinsertbefore(line.head,line.head,nodecopy(color_push))
+    for n in nodetraverseid(nodeid"glyph",line.head) do
+      if n.next then else
+        nodeinsertafter(line.head,n,nodecopy(color_pull))
+      end
+    end
+
+    local rule_zebra = nodenew(RULE)
+    rule_zebra.width = line.width
+    rule_zebra.height = tex.baselineskip.width*4/5
+    rule_zebra.depth = tex.baselineskip.width*1/5
+
+    local kern_back = nodenew(RULE)
+    kern_back.width = -line.width
+
+    color_push.data = zebracolorarray_bg[zebracolor]
+    line.head = nodeinsertbefore(line.head,line.head,nodecopy(color_pop))
+    line.head = nodeinsertbefore(line.head,line.head,nodecopy(color_push))
+    nodeinsertafter(line.head,line.head,kern_back)
+    nodeinsertafter(line.head,line.head,rule_zebra)
+  end
+  return (head)
+end
+--
+function pdf_print (...)
+  for _, str in ipairs({...}) do
+    pdf.print(str .. " ")
+  end
+  pdf.print("\string\n")
+end
+
+function move (p)
+  pdf_print(p[1],p[2],"m")
+end
+
+function line (p)
+  pdf_print(p[1],p[2],"l")
+end
+
+function curve(p1,p2,p3)
+  pdf_print(p1[1], p1[2],
+            p2[1], p2[2],
+            p3[1], p3[2], "c")
+end
+
+function close ()
+  pdf_print("h")
+end
+
+function linewidth (w)
+  pdf_print(w,"w")
+end
+
+function stroke ()
+  pdf_print("S")
+end
+--
+
+function strictcircle(center,radius)
+  local left = {center[1] - radius, center[2]}
+  local lefttop = {left[1], left[2] + 1.45*radius}
+  local leftbot = {left[1], left[2] - 1.45*radius}
+  local right = {center[1] + radius, center[2]}
+  local righttop = {right[1], right[2] + 1.45*radius}
+  local rightbot = {right[1], right[2] - 1.45*radius}
+
+  move (left)
+  curve (lefttop, righttop, right)
+  curve (rightbot, leftbot, left)
+stroke()
+end
+
+function disturb_point(point)
+  return {point[1] + math.random()*5 - 2.5,
+          point[2] + math.random()*5 - 2.5}
+end
+
+function sloppycircle(center,radius)
+  local left = disturb_point({center[1] - radius, center[2]})
+  local lefttop = disturb_point({left[1], left[2] + 1.45*radius})
+  local leftbot = {lefttop[1], lefttop[2] - 2.9*radius}
+  local right = disturb_point({center[1] + radius, center[2]})
+  local righttop = disturb_point({right[1], right[2] + 1.45*radius})
+  local rightbot = disturb_point({right[1], right[2] - 1.45*radius})
+
+  local right_end = disturb_point(right)
+
+  move (right)
+  curve (rightbot, leftbot, left)
+  curve (lefttop, righttop, right_end)
+  linewidth(math.random()+0.5)
+  stroke()
+end
+
+function sloppyline(start,stop)
+  local start_line = disturb_point(start)
+  local stop_line = disturb_point(stop)
+  start = disturb_point(start)
+  stop = disturb_point(stop)
+  move(start) curve(start_line,stop_line,stop)
+  linewidth(math.random()+0.5)
+  stroke()
+end
+-- 
+--  End of File `chickenize.lua'.
diff --git a/Master/texmf-dist/tex/luatex/chickenize/chickenize.sty b/Master/texmf-dist/tex/luatex/chickenize/chickenize.sty
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..60d18dff98f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Master/texmf-dist/tex/luatex/chickenize/chickenize.sty
@@ -0,0 +1,37 @@
+%%
+%% This is file `chickenize.sty',
+%% generated with the docstrip utility.
+%%
+%% The original source files were:
+%%
+%% chickenize.dtx  (with options: `package')
+%% 
+%% EXPERIMENTAL CODE
+%% 
+%% Do not distribute this file without also distributing the
+%% source files specified above.
+%% 
+%% Do not distribute a modified version of this file under the same name.
+%% 
+%% This package is copyright © 20012 Arno L. Trautmann. It may be distributed and/or
+%% modified under the conditions of the LaTeX Project Public License, either version 1.3c
+%% of this license or (at your option) any later version. This work has the LPPL mainten-
+%% ance status ‘author-maintained’.
+\ProvidesPackage{chickenize}%
+  [2012/05/20 v0.1 chickenize package]
+\input{chickenize}
+  %% We want to “chickenize” figures, too. So …
+\iffalse
+  \DeclareDocumentCommand\includegraphics{O{}m}{
+     \fbox{Chicken}  %% actually, I'd love to draw an MP graph showing a chicken …
+  }
+%%%% specials: the balmerpeak. A tribute to http://xkcd.com/323/.
+%% So far, you have to load pgfplots yourself.
+%% As it is a mighty package, I don't want the user to force loading it.
+\NewDocumentCommand\balmerpeak{G{}O{-4cm}}{
+%% to be done using Lua drawing.
+}
+\fi
+%% 
+%%
+%% End of file `chickenize.sty'.
diff --git a/Master/texmf-dist/tex/luatex/chickenize/chickenize.tex b/Master/texmf-dist/tex/luatex/chickenize/chickenize.tex
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..a6304f359f8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Master/texmf-dist/tex/luatex/chickenize/chickenize.tex
@@ -0,0 +1,252 @@
+%%
+%% This is file `chickenize.tex',
+%% generated with the docstrip utility.
+%%
+%% The original source files were:
+%%
+%% chickenize.dtx  (with options: `tex')
+%% 
+%% EXPERIMENTAL CODE
+%% 
+%% Do not distribute this file without also distributing the
+%% source files specified above.
+%% 
+%% Do not distribute a modified version of this file under the same name.
+%% 
+%% This package is copyright © 20012 Arno L. Trautmann. It may be distributed and/or
+%% modified under the conditions of the LaTeX Project Public License, either version 1.3c
+%% of this license or (at your option) any later version. This work has the LPPL mainten-
+%% ance status ‘author-maintained’.
+\input{luatexbase.sty}
+\directlua{dofile("chickenize.lua")}
+
+\def\chickenize{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("pre_linebreak_filter",chickenize,"chickenize")
+    luatexbase.add_to_callback("start_page_number",
+    function() texio.write("["..status.total_pages) end ,"cstartpage")
+    luatexbase.add_to_callback("stop_page_number",
+    function() texio.write(" chickens]") end,"cstoppage")
+    luatexbase.add_to_callback("stop_run",nicetext,"a nice text")
+  }
+}
+\def\unchickenize{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("pre_linebreak_filter","chickenize")
+    luatexbase.remove_from_callback("start_page_number","cstartpage")
+    luatexbase.remove_from_callback("stop_page_number","cstoppage")}}
+
+\def\coffeestainize{  %% to be implemented.
+  \directlua{}}
+\def\uncoffeestainize{
+  \directlua{}}
+
+\def\colorstretch{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("post_linebreak_filter",colorstretch,"stretch_expansion")}}
+\def\uncolorstretch{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("post_linebreak_filter","stretch_expansion")}}
+
+\def\dosomethingfunny{
+    %% should execute one of the “funny” commands, but randomly. So every compilation is completely different. Maybe a list of commands could be specified to exclude total nonesense-functions. Maybe also on a per-paragraph-basis?
+  }
+
+\def\dubstepenize{
+  \chickenize
+  \directlua{
+    chickenstring[1] = "WOB"
+    chickenstring[2] = "WOB"
+    chickenstring[3] = "WOB"
+    chickenstring[4] = "BROOOAR"
+    chickenstring[5] = "WHEE"
+    chickenstring[6] = "WOB WOB WOB"
+    chickenstring[7] = "WAAAAAAAAH"
+    chickenstring[8] = "duhduh duhduh duh"
+    chickenstring[9] = "BEEEEEEEEEW"
+    chickenstring[10] = "DDEEEEEEEW"
+    chickenstring[11] = "EEEEEW"
+    chickenstring[12] = "boop"
+    chickenstring[13] = "buhdee"
+    chickenstring[14] = "bee bee"
+    chickenstring[15] = "BZZZRRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAA"
+
+    chickenizefraction = 1
+  }
+}
+\let\dubstepize\dubstepenize
+
+\def\guttenbergenize{ %% makes only sense when using LaTeX
+  \AtBeginDocument{
+    \let\grqq\relax\let\glqq\relax
+    \let\frqq\relax\let\flqq\relax
+    \let\grq\relax\let\glq\relax
+    \let\frq\relax\let\flq\relax
+    \gdef\footnote##1{}
+    \gdef\cite##1{}\gdef\parencite##1{}
+    \gdef\Cite##1{}\gdef\Parencite##1{}
+    \gdef\cites##1{}\gdef\parencites##1{}
+    \gdef\Cites##1{}\gdef\Parencites##1{}
+    \gdef\footcite##1{}\gdef\footcitetext##1{}
+    \gdef\footcites##1{}\gdef\footcitetexts##1{}
+    \gdef\textcite##1{}\gdef\Textcite##1{}
+    \gdef\textcites##1{}\gdef\Textcites##1{}
+    \gdef\smartcites##1{}\gdef\Smartcites##1{}
+    \gdef\supercite##1{}\gdef\supercites##1{}
+    \gdef\autocite##1{}\gdef\Autocite##1{}
+    \gdef\autocites##1{}\gdef\Autocites##1{}
+    %% many, many missing … maybe we need to tackle the underlying mechanism?
+  }
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("pre_linebreak_filter",guttenbergenize_rq,"guttenbergenize_rq")}
+}
+
+\def\hammertime{
+  \global\let\n\relax
+  \directlua{hammerfirst = true
+             luatexbase.add_to_callback("pre_linebreak_filter",hammertime,"hammertime")}}
+\def\unhammertime{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("pre_linebreak_filter","hammertime")}}
+
+
+\def\kernmanipulate{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("pre_linebreak_filter",kernmanipulate,"kernmanipulate")}}
+\def\unkernmanipulate{
+  \directlua{lutaexbase.remove_from_callback("pre_linebreak_filter",kernmanipulate)}}
+
+\def\leetspeak{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("post_linebreak_filter",leet,"1337")}}
+\def\unleetspeak{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("post_linebreak_filter","1337")}}
+
+\def\letterspaceadjust{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("pre_linebreak_filter",letterspaceadjust,"letterspaceadjust")}}
+\def\unletterspaceadjust{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("pre_linebreak_filter","letterspaceadjust")}}
+
+\let\stealsheep\letterspaceadjust     %% synonym in honor of Paul
+\let\unstealsheep\unletterspaceadjust
+\let\returnsheep\unletterspaceadjust
+
+\def\matrixize{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("pre_linebreak_filter",matrixize,"matrixize")}}
+\def\unmatrixize{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("pre_linebreak_filter",matrixize)}}
+
+\def\milkcow{     %% to be implemented
+  \directlua{}}
+\def\unmilkcow{
+  \directlua{}}
+
+\def\pancakenize{        %% to be implemented
+  \directlua{}}
+\def\unpancakenize{
+  \directlua{}}
+
+\def\rainbowcolor{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("post_linebreak_filter",randomcolor,"rainbowcolor")
+             rainbowcolor = true}}
+\def\unrainbowcolor{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("post_linebreak_filter","rainbowcolor")
+             rainbowcolor = false}}
+  \let\nyanize\rainbowcolor
+  \let\unnyanize\unrainbowcolor
+
+\def\randomcolor{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("post_linebreak_filter",randomcolor,"randomcolor")}}
+\def\unrandomcolor{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("post_linebreak_filter","randomcolor")}}
+
+\def\randomfonts{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("post_linebreak_filter",randomfonts,"randomfonts")}}
+\def\unrandomfonts{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("post_linebreak_filter","randomfonts")}}
+
+\def\randomuclc{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("pre_linebreak_filter",randomuclc,"randomuclc")}}
+\def\unrandomuclc{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("pre_linebreak_filter","randomuclc")}}
+
+\def\scorpionize{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("pre_linebreak_filter",scorpionize_color,"scorpionize_color")}}
+\def\unscorpionize{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("pre_linebreak_filter","scorpionize_color")}}
+
+\def\spankmonkey{    %% to be implemented
+  \directlua{}}
+\def\unspankmonkey{
+  \directlua{}}
+
+\def\tabularasa{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("post_linebreak_filter",tabularasa,"tabularasa")}}
+\def\untabularasa{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("post_linebreak_filter","tabularasa")}}
+
+\def\uppercasecolor{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("post_linebreak_filter",uppercasecolor,"uppercasecolor")}}
+\def\unuppercasecolor{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("post_linebreak_filter","uppercasecolor")}}
+
+\def\zebranize{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.add_to_callback("post_linebreak_filter",zebranize,"zebranize")}}
+\def\unzebranize{
+  \directlua{luatexbase.remove_from_callback("post_linebreak_filter","zebranize")}}
+\newluatexattribute\leetattr
+\newluatexattribute\randcolorattr
+\newluatexattribute\randfontsattr
+\newluatexattribute\randuclcattr
+\newluatexattribute\tabularasaattr
+
+\long\def\textleetspeak#1%
+  {\setluatexattribute\leetattr{42}#1\unsetluatexattribute\leetattr}
+\long\def\textrandomcolor#1%
+  {\setluatexattribute\randcolorattr{42}#1\unsetluatexattribute\randcolorattr}
+\long\def\textrandomfonts#1%
+  {\setluatexattribute\randfontsattr{42}#1\unsetluatexattribute\randfontsattr}
+\long\def\textrandomfonts#1%
+  {\setluatexattribute\randfontsattr{42}#1\unsetluatexattribute\randfontsattr}
+\long\def\textrandomuclc#1%
+  {\setluatexattribute\randuclcattr{42}#1\unsetluatexattribute\randuclcattr}
+\long\def\texttabularasa#1%
+  {\setluatexattribute\tabularasaattr{42}#1\unsetluatexattribute\tabularasaattr}
+\def\chickenizesetup#1{\directlua{#1}}
+\long\def\luadraw#1#2{%
+  \vbox to #1bp{%
+    \vfil
+    \luatexlatelua{pdf_print("q") #2 pdf_print("Q")}%
+  }%
+}
+\long\def\drawchicken{
+\luadraw{90}{
+kopf = {200,50} % Kopfmitte
+kopf_rad = 20
+
+d = {215,35} % Halsansatz
+e = {230,10} %
+
+korper = {260,-10}
+korper_rad = 40
+
+bein11 = {260,-50}
+bein12 = {250,-70}
+bein13 = {235,-70}
+
+bein21 = {270,-50}
+bein22 = {260,-75}
+bein23 = {245,-75}
+
+schnabel_oben = {185,55}
+schnabel_vorne = {165,45}
+schnabel_unten = {185,35}
+
+flugel_vorne = {260,-10}
+flugel_unten = {280,-40}
+flugel_hinten = {275,-15}
+
+sloppycircle(kopf,kopf_rad)
+sloppyline(d,e)
+sloppycircle(korper,korper_rad)
+sloppyline(bein11,bein12) sloppyline(bein12,bein13)
+sloppyline(bein21,bein22) sloppyline(bein22,bein23)
+sloppyline(schnabel_vorne,schnabel_oben) sloppyline(schnabel_vorne,schnabel_unten)
+sloppyline(flugel_vorne,flugel_unten) sloppyline(flugel_hinten,flugel_unten)
+}
+}
+%% 
+%%
+%% End of file `chickenize.tex'.
diff --git a/Master/tlpkg/bin/tlpkg-ctan-check b/Master/tlpkg/bin/tlpkg-ctan-check
index 503eac4d10a..958173ff737 100755
--- a/Master/tlpkg/bin/tlpkg-ctan-check
+++ b/Master/tlpkg/bin/tlpkg-ctan-check
@@ -89,7 +89,8 @@ my @TLP_working = qw(
     chemarrow chembst chemcompounds chemcono chemexec chemfig chemmacros
     chemnum chemstyle cherokee
     chess chess-problem-diagrams chessboard chessfss chet chextras
-    chicago chicago-annote chletter chngcntr chronology chronosys chscite
+    chicago chicago-annote chickenize chletter chngcntr chronology
+    chronosys chscite
     circ circuitikz
     cite cjhebrew cjk cjkpunct classicthesis
     clefval cleveref
diff --git a/Master/tlpkg/libexec/ctan2tds b/Master/tlpkg/libexec/ctan2tds
index b63da0229d2..58783fbc241 100755
--- a/Master/tlpkg/libexec/ctan2tds
+++ b/Master/tlpkg/libexec/ctan2tds
@@ -1191,6 +1191,7 @@ $standardtex='\.(.bx|cfg|sty|clo|ldf|cls|def|fd|cmap|4ht)$';
  'carlisle',	'\.sty|\.ltx',
  'chemfig',	'(t-)?chemfig.tex|' . $standardtex,
  'chemstyle',	'\.jdf|' . $standardtex,
+ 'chickenize',	'chickenize\.tex|\.lua|' . $standardtex,
  'chronosys',	'^(x-)?chronosys',
  'cirth',	'num\.tex',
  'cjw',		'\.tex|' . $standardtex,
@@ -1817,6 +1818,7 @@ $standardsource='\.(bat|c|drv|dtx|fea|fdd|ins|sfd)$|configure.*|install-sh';
  'canoniclayout','.*\.dtx',
  'carlisle',	'\.ins|ltxtable.tex',
  'ccfonts',	'ccfonts.ins',
+ 'chickenize',	"$package.dtx",
  'chronology',	'chronology.dtx',
  'cmbright',	'NULL',
  'codicefiscaleitaliano', 'codicefiscaleitaliano.dtx',
@@ -1877,6 +1879,7 @@ my $core_latex = "$Master/texmf-dist/tex/latex";
  'bullcntr'	=> 'latex',  # requires interaction
  'canoniclayout'	=> 'tex',
  'carlisle'	=> "env TEXINPUTS=$core_latex/base:$core_latex/tools:. latex",
+ 'chickenize'	=> 'lualatex',
  'clefval'	=> 'latex -translate-file=empty.tcx',	# no 8-bit
  'cleveref'	=> 'latex',  # requires interaction
  'ctable'	=> 'latex',  # requires interaction
diff --git a/Master/tlpkg/tlpsrc/chickenize.tlpsrc b/Master/tlpkg/tlpsrc/chickenize.tlpsrc
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..e69de29bb2d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Master/tlpkg/tlpsrc/chickenize.tlpsrc
diff --git a/Master/tlpkg/tlpsrc/collection-luatex.tlpsrc b/Master/tlpkg/tlpsrc/collection-luatex.tlpsrc
index 46a057b6baa..8c565a37a4f 100644
--- a/Master/tlpkg/tlpsrc/collection-luatex.tlpsrc
+++ b/Master/tlpkg/tlpsrc/collection-luatex.tlpsrc
@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@ longdesc as an embedded scripting and extension language. http://luatex.org/
 depend collection-basic
 #
 depend checkcites
+depend chickenize
 depend interpreter
 depend lua-visual-debug
 depend luabibentry