\documentclass[a4paper]{article}

\usepackage{ifpdf}
\usepackage{datetime}


\ifpdf
\pdfinfo{
  /CreationDate (D:20040501215500Z)
  /ModDate (D:\pdfcreationdate)
}
\fi

\padzeroes[8]

\newdateformat{dashdate}{\twodigit{\THEDAY}-\twodigit{\THEMONTH}-\THEYEAR}
\newdateformat{usvardate}{\monthname[\THEMONTH]~\ordinaldate{\THEDAY}, \THEYEAR}
\newdateformat{mydate}{\ifshowdow \dayofweekname{\THEDAY}{\THEMONTH}{\THEYEAR} \fi
\THEDAY\ \monthname[\THEMONTH], \THEYEAR}
\newdateformat{yyyymmdd}{\THEYEAR\twodigit{\THEMONTH}\twodigit{\THEDAY}}
\newdateformat{ukvardate}{\THEDAY\ \monthname[\THEMONTH]\ \THEYEAR}

\newtimeformat{dottime}{\twodigit{\THEHOUR}.\twodigit{\THEMINUTE}}
\newtimeformat{dashtime12}{\THEHOURXII-\twodigit{\THEMINUTE}}
\newtimeformat{hhmm}{\twodigit{\THEHOUR}\twodigit{\THEMINUTE}}

\begin{document}

\section{Date Formats}
Default: \today.

\begin{tabular}{ll}
\bfseries Declaration & \bfseries\verb|\today|\\
\verb|\longdate| & \longdate\today\\
\verb|\shortdate| & \shortdate\today\\
\verb|\yyyymmdddate| & \yyyymmdddate\today\\
\verb|\ddmmyyyydate| & \ddmmyyyydate\today\\
\verb|\dmyyyydate| & \dmyyyydate\today\\
\verb|\ddmmyydate| & \ddmmyydate\today\\
\verb|\dmyydate| & \dmyydate\today\\
\verb|\textdate| & \textdate\today\\
\verb|\usdate| & \usdate\today\\
\verb|\mmddyyyydate| & \mmddyyyydate\today\\
\verb|\mdyyyydate| & \mdyyyydate\today\\
\verb|\mmddyydate| & \mmddyydate\today\\
\verb|\mdyydate| & \mdyydate\today
\end{tabular}

\section{Time Formats}
Default: \currenttime.

\begin{tabular}{@{\ttfamily}ll}
\bfseries\rmfamily Format & \bfseries \verb|\currenttime|\\
hhmmsstime & \settimeformat{hhmmsstime}\currenttime\\
xxivtime & \settimeformat{xxivtime}\currenttime\\
ampmtime & \settimeformat{ampmtime}\currenttime\\
oclock & \settimeformat{oclock}\currenttime
\end{tabular}

\section{Specific Date:}

\begin{tabular}{ll}
\bfseries Format & \bfseries \verb|\formatdate{1}{3}{2009}|\\
\verb|\longdate| & \longdate\formatdate{1}{3}{2000}\\
\verb|\shortdate| & \shortdate\formatdate{1}{3}{2000}\\
\verb|\yyyymmdddate| & \yyyymmdddate\formatdate{1}{3}{2000}\\
\verb|\ddmmyyyydate| & \ddmmyyyydate\formatdate{1}{3}{2000}\\
\verb|\dmyyyydate| & \dmyyyydate\formatdate{1}{3}{2000}\\
\verb|\ddmmyydate| & \ddmmyydate\formatdate{1}{3}{2000}\\
\verb|\dmyydate| & \dmyydate\formatdate{1}{3}{2000}\\
\verb|\textdate| & \textdate\formatdate{1}{3}{2000}\\
\verb|\usdate| & \usdate\formatdate{1}{3}{2000}\\
\verb|\mmddyyyydate| & \mmddyyyydate\formatdate{1}{3}{2000}\\
\verb|\mdyyyydate| & \mdyyyydate\formatdate{1}{3}{2000}\\
\verb|\mmddyydate| & \mmddyydate\formatdate{1}{3}{2000}\\
\verb|\mdyydate| & \mdyydate\formatdate{1}{3}{2000}
\end{tabular}

\section{Specific Time}

\begin{tabular}{@{\ttfamily}ll}
\bfseries\rmfamily Format & \bfseries \verb|\formattime{15}{45}{00}|\\
hhmmsstime & \settimeformat{hhmmsstime}\formattime{15}{45}{00}\\
xxivtime & \settimeformat{xxivtime}\formattime{15}{45}{00}\\
ampmtime & \settimeformat{ampmtime}\formattime{15}{45}{00}\\
oclock & \settimeformat{oclock}\formattime{15}{45}{00}
\end{tabular}

\vskip\baselineskip\noindent
\begin{tabular}{@{\ttfamily}ll}
\bfseries\rmfamily Format & \bfseries \verb|\formattime{0}{0}{0}|\\
hhmmsstime & \settimeformat{hhmmsstime}\formattime{0}{0}{0}\\
xxivtime & \settimeformat{xxivtime}\formattime{0}{0}{0}\\
ampmtime & \settimeformat{ampmtime}\formattime{0}{0}{0}\\
oclock & \settimeformat{oclock}\formattime{0}{0}{0}
\end{tabular}

\vskip\baselineskip\noindent
\begin{tabular}{@{\ttfamily}ll}
\bfseries\rmfamily Format & \bfseries \verb|\formattime{12}{0}{0}|\\
hhmmsstime & \settimeformat{hhmmsstime}\formattime{12}{0}{0}\\
xxivtime & \settimeformat{xxivtime}\formattime{12}{0}{0}\\
ampmtime & \settimeformat{ampmtime}\formattime{12}{0}{0}\\
oclock & \settimeformat{oclock}\formattime{12}{0}{0}
\end{tabular}

\section{Defining New Dates}

\begin{tabular}{ll}
\verb|\dashdate| & \dashdate\today\\
\verb|\usvardate| & \usvardate\today\\
\verb|\ukvardate| & \ukvardate\today\\
\verb|\mydate| & \mydate\today\\
\verb|\yyyymmdd| & \yyyymmdd\today\\
\verb|\dashdate| & \dashdate\formatdate{8}{3}{2000}\\
\verb|\usvardate| & \usvardate\formatdate{8}{3}{2000}\\
\verb|\mydate| & \mydate\formatdate{8}{3}{2000}\\
\verb|\yyyymmdd| & \yyyymmdd\formatdate{8}{3}{2000}
\end{tabular}

\section{Defining New Times}

\begin{tabular}{@{\ttfamily}ll}
\bfseries\rmfamily Format & \bfseries \verb|\currenttime|\\
dottime & \settimeformat{dottime}\currenttime\\
dashtime12 & \settimeformat{dashtime12}\currenttime\\
hhmm & \settimeformat{hhmm}\currenttime
\end{tabular}

\end{document}