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diff --git a/Master/xemtex/doc/ghostscript/Humor.htm b/Master/xemtex/doc/ghostscript/Humor.htm new file mode 100644 index 00000000000..2df2a61a1b4 --- /dev/null +++ b/Master/xemtex/doc/ghostscript/Humor.htm @@ -0,0 +1,99 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd"> +<html> +<head> +<title>Another Ghostscript interpreter</title> +<!-- $Id: Humor.htm,v 1.3.2.1 2002/02/22 19:45:54 ray Exp $ --> +<!-- Originally: humor.txt --> +<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="gs.css" title="Ghostscript Style"> +</head> + +<body> +<!-- [1.0 begin visible header] ============================================ --> + +<!-- [1.1 begin headline] ================================================== --> + +<h1>Another Ghostscript interpreter</h1> + +<!-- [1.1 end headline] ==================================================== --> + +<!-- [1.2 begin table of contents] ========================================= --> + +<!-- [1.2 end table of contents] =========================================== --> + +<!-- [1.3 begin hint] ====================================================== --> + +<p> +This document contains a humorous message, verbatim except for +minor spelling corrections, received from a friend out in network-land. + +<!-- [1.3 end hint] ======================================================== --> + +<!-- [1.0 end visible header] ============================================== --> + +<hr> + +<!-- [2.0 begin contents] ================================================== --> + +<p> +Regarding Ghostscript: I hate to say this to you but I've already +implemented a Ghostscript interpreter. I'm happy to see that someone else +has recognized the need dead people have for computers. I have included an +example of the output of my Ghostscript at the end of this letter. + +<p> +The interpreter is written in a language called cant-C, developed by Mr. +Turing last year. The compiler is easily ported to any environment you +care to name. I would be more than happy to send you a copy, but you must +first contact my lawyer for this venture, Thomas Jefferson of Phila. Pa.. +(As a side note, Mr. Jefferson is very excited by Ghostscript. Look for +The Declaration of Independance V1.1 RSN). + +<p> +The possibilities for Ghostscript go far beyond Deathtop publishing, I'm +sure you'll agree. I have contacted numerous authors who may be interested +in using Ghostscript (Shakespeare, Hemingway, etc) and all have been very +excited by what they've seen. (Shakespeare wants to write a modern Romeo +and Juliette, called Romeo and Julio, the story of 2 gay hispanic men kept +apart by their parents.) + +<p> +Anyway, here is the Ghostscript example I promised. Feel free to show this +to your friends and colleagues, I'm sure they'll all be suitably impressed. + +<pre> +------Cut Here-------------------------------------- +------Cut Here-------------------------------------- +</pre> + +<!-- [2.0 end contents] +==================================================== --> + +<!-- [3.0 begin visible trailer] +=========================================== --> +<hr> + +<p> +<small>Copyright © 2001 artofcode LLC. All rights reserved.</small> + +<p> +This software is provided AS-IS with no warranty, either express or +implied. + +This software is distributed under license and may not be copied, +modified or distributed except as expressly authorized under the terms +of the license contained in the file LICENSE in this distribution. + +For more information about licensing, please refer to +http://www.ghostscript.com/licensing/. For information on +commercial licensing, go to http://www.artifex.com/licensing/ or +contact Artifex Software, Inc., 101 Lucas Valley Road #110, +San Rafael, CA 94903, U.S.A., +1(415)492-9861. + +<p> +<small>Ghostscript version 7.00, 8 April 2001 +</small> + +<!-- [3.0 end visible trailer] ============================================= --> + +</body> +</html> |