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+<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd">
+<html>
+<head>
+<title>Another Ghostscript interpreter</title>
+<!-- $Id: Humor.htm,v 1.3.2.1 2002/02/22 19:45:54 ray Exp $ -->
+<!-- Originally: humor.txt -->
+<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="gs.css" title="Ghostscript Style">
+</head>
+
+<body>
+<!-- [1.0 begin visible header] ============================================ -->
+
+<!-- [1.1 begin headline] ================================================== -->
+
+<h1>Another Ghostscript interpreter</h1>
+
+<!-- [1.1 end headline] ==================================================== -->
+
+<!-- [1.2 begin table of contents] ========================================= -->
+
+<!-- [1.2 end table of contents] =========================================== -->
+
+<!-- [1.3 begin hint] ====================================================== -->
+
+<p>
+This document contains a humorous message, verbatim except for
+minor spelling corrections, received from a friend out in network-land.
+
+<!-- [1.3 end hint] ======================================================== -->
+
+<!-- [1.0 end visible header] ============================================== -->
+
+<hr>
+
+<!-- [2.0 begin contents] ================================================== -->
+
+<p>
+Regarding Ghostscript: I hate to say this to you but I've already
+implemented a Ghostscript interpreter. I'm happy to see that someone else
+has recognized the need dead people have for computers. I have included an
+example of the output of my Ghostscript at the end of this letter.
+
+<p>
+The interpreter is written in a language called cant-C, developed by Mr.
+Turing last year. The compiler is easily ported to any environment you
+care to name. I would be more than happy to send you a copy, but you must
+first contact my lawyer for this venture, Thomas Jefferson of Phila. Pa..
+(As a side note, Mr. Jefferson is very excited by Ghostscript. Look for
+The Declaration of Independance V1.1 RSN).
+
+<p>
+The possibilities for Ghostscript go far beyond Deathtop publishing, I'm
+sure you'll agree. I have contacted numerous authors who may be interested
+in using Ghostscript (Shakespeare, Hemingway, etc) and all have been very
+excited by what they've seen. (Shakespeare wants to write a modern Romeo
+and Juliette, called Romeo and Julio, the story of 2 gay hispanic men kept
+apart by their parents.)
+
+<p>
+Anyway, here is the Ghostscript example I promised. Feel free to show this
+to your friends and colleagues, I'm sure they'll all be suitably impressed.
+
+<pre>
+------Cut Here--------------------------------------
+------Cut Here--------------------------------------
+</pre>
+
+<!-- [2.0 end contents]
+==================================================== -->
+
+<!-- [3.0 begin visible trailer]
+=========================================== -->
+<hr>
+
+<p>
+<small>Copyright &copy; 2001 artofcode LLC. All rights reserved.</small>
+
+<p>
+This software is provided AS-IS with no warranty, either express or
+implied.
+
+This software is distributed under license and may not be copied,
+modified or distributed except as expressly authorized under the terms
+of the license contained in the file LICENSE in this distribution.
+
+For more information about licensing, please refer to
+http://www.ghostscript.com/licensing/. For information on
+commercial licensing, go to http://www.artifex.com/licensing/ or
+contact Artifex Software, Inc., 101 Lucas Valley Road #110,
+San Rafael, CA 94903, U.S.A., +1(415)492-9861.
+
+<p>
+<small>Ghostscript version 7.00, 8 April 2001
+</small>
+
+<!-- [3.0 end visible trailer] ============================================= -->
+
+</body>
+</html>