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+%
+% Modified by Sameer Vijay
+% Last Change: Tue Jul 26 2005 13:00 CEST
+%
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+%
+% Sample Notre Dame Thesis/Dissertation
+% Using Donald Peterson's ndthesis classfile
+%
+% Written by Jeff Squyres and Don Peterson
+%
+% Provided by the Information Technology Committee of
+% the Graduate Student Union
+% http://www.gsu.nd.edu/
+%
+% Nothing in this document is serious except the format. :-)
+%
+% If you have any suggestions, comments, questions, please send e-mail
+% to: ndthesis@gsu.nd.edu
+%
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+
+%
+% Chapter 1
+%
+
+\chapter{INTRODUCTION}
+
+\section{Overview}
+
+This is an overview of the introduction. In here, I will use many
+many buzzwords and other legalistic-types of terms, mostly begining on
+the expounding of the holistic and synergistic energy that Gnus bring
+to our organizations.
+
+\subsection{Background}
+
+In preparation for reading this dissertation, I would highly recommend
+reading some of the other material available on
+Gnus~\citep{gnus98:_gerry_ganst,greenfield96:_gettin_know_gnu}. They
+are very well written and will give you a fuller understanding of
+Gnus.
+
+Gnus are frequently mistakes for squirrels. They are not squirrels.
+They are Gnus. Don't call them squirrels, either (unless you have
+food in your hand); they tend to get a bit upset.\footnote{This is
+ frequently mistaken for the chattering and scampering away. Gnus
+ are actually quite polite; they will leave if they have nothing nice
+ to say, for fear of saying something offensive.} If you have food
+in your hand, they tend to ignore this insult and accept your food as
+a peace offering.
+
+\subsection{Foreground}
+
+Table~\ref{tbl:bogus1} shows some feeding frequencies for where Gnus
+like to eat around the Notre Dame campus. Gnus have work weeks, just
+like humans do, hence the much lower frequencies on weekends. This
+can lead us to conclude that Gnu weekend shifts are much smaller than
+the normal work-week shifts. In fact, we can attempt to parametrize the
+sighting frequency, $\mathcal{F}$, by the student population, type of food, and
+day of the week as:
+\begin{equation}
+ \mathcal{F} = \mathcal{F}(p,f,d).
+\end{equation}
+Table~\ref{tbl:bogus2} shows what they
+typically like to eat.
+
+\begin{table}[tpb]
+ \begin{center}
+ \caption{WHERE Gnus LIKE TO EAT \label{tbl:bogus1}}
+ \begin{tabularx}{0.85\textwidth}{lrrrrrrr} \toprule
+ \multicolumn{1}{c}{Location} & Sun & Mon & Tue & Wed & Thu & Fri & Sat \\ \midrule
+ Front of Dome & 1 & 5 & 6 & 5 & 4 & 5 & 1 \\
+ Stonehenge & 2 & 9 & 10 & 12 & 9 & 14 & 2 \\
+ The Rock & 1 & 3 & 4 & 3 & 4 & 3 & 0 \\
+ The ACC & 3 & 4 & 5 & 5 & 5 & 4 & 1 \\
+ Dining Halls & 5 & 14 & 12 & 13 & 14 & 12 & 3 \\
+ Hesburgh Library & 2 & 3 & 5 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 2 \\ \bottomrule
+ \end{tabularx}
+ \end{center}
+\end{table}
+
+\begin{table}[tpb]
+ \setlength{\capwidth}{0.7\textwidth}
+ \begin{center}
+ \caption{WHAT Gnus LIKE TO EAT ON THE NOTRE DAME CAMPUS, LISTED
+ BY AVERAGE NUMBER OF SIGHTINGS PER WEEKDAY
+ \label{tbl:bogus2}
+}
+ \begin{tabular}{lrrrrrrr} \toprule
+ \multicolumn{1}{c}{Food} & Sun & Mon & Tue & Wed & Thu & Fri & Sat \\ \midrule
+ Twinkies & 1 & 5 & 6 & 5 & 4 & 5 & 1 \\
+ Ding Dongs & 2 & 9 & 10 & 12 & 9 & 14 & 2 \\
+ Carrots & 1 & 3 & 4 & 3 & 4 & 3 & 0 \\
+ Lettuce & 3 & 4 & 5 & 5 & 5 & 4 & 1 \\
+ Twizlers & 5 & 14 & 12 & 13 & 14 & 12 & 3 \\
+ Jawbreakers & 2 & 3 & 5 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 2 \\ \bottomrule
+ \end{tabular}
+ \end{center}
+\end{table}
+
+Figure~\ref{fig:bogus3} shows a nice graph of location distributions
+by day of week. I have no real reason for including it except to show
+that figures work as well. Did I mention that Gnus are really cool?
+
+\begin{figure}[tpb]
+ \begin{center}
+ \centerline{\includegraphics[scale=0.8]{sample_nd}}
+ \caption{Location distributions by day of where, where the X axis
+ is the weekday (0 through 6), and the Y axis is the sighting
+ frequency}
+ \label{fig:bogus3}
+ \end{center}
+\end{figure}
+
+Gnus typically tend to come out when there are large gatherings of
+humans with food. Gnus work very hard at providing us with all the
+things that we like (trees, dirt, air, etc.), and so we should freely
+give them food. They will come up and stand a respectful distance
+away from you, waiting to see if they will be rewarded for their
+efforts. If you offer some food, they will take it and back off a
+respectful distance in order to consume their food while leaving you
+to your ``personal space.''
+
+\section{Groovin' Gnus}
+\label{sec:groovin-gnus}
+
+Gnus do tend to stay away from humans in their normal day-to-day
+workings. This is mainly because humans don't, for the most part,
+understand what they are doing. If a Gnu is working, and a human
+approaches it, the Gnu will tend to drop whatever it is doing and run
+away. This is probably do to the tendency for humans to have ``group
+meetings'' and ``productivity seminars.'' Most Gnus are deathly
+afraid of such overmanagement, and run at the slightest hint of it,
+for fear that it will cripple their real work.
+
+It is interesting, however, that Gnus have chosen an Institution of
+Higher Education for their BOO.\footnote{Base of Operations.} It is
+often said that:
+\begin{quote}
+ Academic politics are the dirtiest, meanest, ugliest, and generally
+ the most low-down, in-your-face, and kick-em-while-they're-down than
+ anywhere else (even Washington D.C.) because the stakes are so low.
+\end{quote}
+It has been hypothesized that the Gnus are subtly trying to affect a
+change for the better (i.e., eliminating the overmanagement problems)
+by working the very system that they are trying to change, from
+within. That is, the graduates from Notre Dame can learn from the
+examples of the Gnus here, and run screaming (or chattering) at the
+slightest hint of overmanagement, and let the real work proceed
+unhindered.
+
+% % uncomment the following lines,
+% if using chapter-wise bibliography
+%
+% \bibliographystyle{ndnatbib}
+% \bibliography{example}