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-% Sample Notre Dame Thesis/Dissertation
-% Using Donald Peterson's ndthesis classfile
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-% Written by Jeff Squyres and Don Peterson
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-% Provided by the Information Technology Committee of
-% the Graduate Student Union
-% http://www.gsu.nd.edu/
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-% Nothing in this document is serious except the format. :-)
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-% If you have any suggestions, comments, questions, please send e-mail
-% to: ndthesis@gsu.nd.edu
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-% Chapter 1
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-
-\chapter{INTRODUCTION}
-
-\section{Overview}
-
-This is an overview of the introduction. In here, I will use many
-many buzzwords and other legalistic-types of terms, mostly begining on
-the expounding of the holistic and synergistic energy that Gnus bring
-to our organizations.
-
-\subsection{Background}
-
-In preparation for reading this dissertation, I would highly recommend
-reading some of the other material available on
-Gnus~\citep{gnus98:_gerry_ganst,greenfield96:_gettin_know_gnu}. They
-are very well written and will give you a fuller understanding of
-Gnus.
-
-Gnus are frequently mistakes for squirrels. They are not squirrels.
-They are Gnus. Don't call them squirrels, either (unless you have
-food in your hand); they tend to get a bit upset.\footnote{This is
- frequently mistaken for the chattering and scampering away. Gnus
- are actually quite polite; they will leave if they have nothing nice
- to say, for fear of saying something offensive.} If you have food
-in your hand, they tend to ignore this insult and accept your food as
-a peace offering.
-
-\subsection{Foreground}
-
-Table~\ref{tbl:bogus1} shows some feeding frequencies for where Gnus
-like to eat around the Notre Dame campus. Gnus have work weeks, just
-like humans do, hence the much lower frequencies on weekends. This
-can lead us to conclude that Gnu weekend shifts are much smaller than
-the normal work-week shifts. In fact, we can attempt to parametrize the
-sighting frequency, $\mathcal{F}$, by the student population, type of food, and
-day of the week as:
-\begin{equation}
- \mathcal{F} = \mathcal{F}(p,f,d).
-\end{equation}
-Table~\ref{tbl:bogus2} shows what they
-typically like to eat.
-
-\begin{table}[tpb]
- \begin{center}
- \caption{WHERE Gnus LIKE TO EAT \label{tbl:bogus1}}
- \begin{tabularx}{0.85\textwidth}{lrrrrrrr} \toprule
- \multicolumn{1}{c}{Location} & Sun & Mon & Tue & Wed & Thu & Fri & Sat \\ \midrule
- Front of Dome & 1 & 5 & 6 & 5 & 4 & 5 & 1 \\
- Stonehenge & 2 & 9 & 10 & 12 & 9 & 14 & 2 \\
- The Rock & 1 & 3 & 4 & 3 & 4 & 3 & 0 \\
- The ACC & 3 & 4 & 5 & 5 & 5 & 4 & 1 \\
- Dining Halls & 5 & 14 & 12 & 13 & 14 & 12 & 3 \\
- Hesburgh Library & 2 & 3 & 5 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 2 \\ \bottomrule
- \end{tabularx}
- \end{center}
-\end{table}
-
-\begin{table}[tpb]
- \setlength{\capwidth}{0.7\textwidth}
- \begin{center}
- \caption{WHAT Gnus LIKE TO EAT ON THE NOTRE DAME CAMPUS, LISTED
- BY AVERAGE NUMBER OF SIGHTINGS PER WEEKDAY
- \label{tbl:bogus2}
-}
- \begin{tabular}{lrrrrrrr} \toprule
- \multicolumn{1}{c}{Food} & Sun & Mon & Tue & Wed & Thu & Fri & Sat \\ \midrule
- Twinkies & 1 & 5 & 6 & 5 & 4 & 5 & 1 \\
- Ding Dongs & 2 & 9 & 10 & 12 & 9 & 14 & 2 \\
- Carrots & 1 & 3 & 4 & 3 & 4 & 3 & 0 \\
- Lettuce & 3 & 4 & 5 & 5 & 5 & 4 & 1 \\
- Twizlers & 5 & 14 & 12 & 13 & 14 & 12 & 3 \\
- Jawbreakers & 2 & 3 & 5 & 2 & 3 & 4 & 2 \\ \bottomrule
- \end{tabular}
- \end{center}
-\end{table}
-
-Figure~\ref{fig:bogus3} shows a nice graph of location distributions
-by day of week. I have no real reason for including it except to show
-that figures work as well. Did I mention that Gnus are really cool?
-
-\begin{figure}[tpb]
- \begin{center}
- \centerline{\includegraphics[scale=0.8]{sample_nd}}
- \caption{Location distributions by day of where, where the X axis
- is the weekday (0 through 6), and the Y axis is the sighting
- frequency}
- \label{fig:bogus3}
- \end{center}
-\end{figure}
-
-Gnus typically tend to come out when there are large gatherings of
-humans with food. Gnus work very hard at providing us with all the
-things that we like (trees, dirt, air, etc.), and so we should freely
-give them food. They will come up and stand a respectful distance
-away from you, waiting to see if they will be rewarded for their
-efforts. If you offer some food, they will take it and back off a
-respectful distance in order to consume their food while leaving you
-to your ``personal space.''
-
-\section{Groovin' Gnus}
-\label{sec:groovin-gnus}
-
-Gnus do tend to stay away from humans in their normal day-to-day
-workings. This is mainly because humans don't, for the most part,
-understand what they are doing. If a Gnu is working, and a human
-approaches it, the Gnu will tend to drop whatever it is doing and run
-away. This is probably do to the tendency for humans to have ``group
-meetings'' and ``productivity seminars.'' Most Gnus are deathly
-afraid of such overmanagement, and run at the slightest hint of it,
-for fear that it will cripple their real work.
-
-It is interesting, however, that Gnus have chosen an Institution of
-Higher Education for their BOO.\footnote{Base of Operations.} It is
-often said that:
-\begin{quote}
- Academic politics are the dirtiest, meanest, ugliest, and generally
- the most low-down, in-your-face, and kick-em-while-they're-down than
- anywhere else (even Washington D.C.) because the stakes are so low.
-\end{quote}
-It has been hypothesized that the Gnus are subtly trying to affect a
-change for the better (i.e., eliminating the overmanagement problems)
-by working the very system that they are trying to change, from
-within. That is, the graduates from Notre Dame can learn from the
-examples of the Gnus here, and run screaming (or chattering) at the
-slightest hint of overmanagement, and let the real work proceed
-unhindered.
-
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