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+\magnification=\magstep1
+\nopagenumbers
+\voffset=1truein
+\hoffset=1.5truein
+\parindent=0.in
+\hsize=4truein
+\obeylines
+\hskip0.5truein{\bf Ode to a Heineken Beer}
+\vskip .5in
+Nothing so slakes a Texas thirst
+As a beer whose delectable bubbles burst
+On a palate, tongue, and esophagus
+Where the taste bud cluster's gregarious.
+\bigskip
+
+And nothing so pleases a Texas taste
+As a beer you can feel from throat to waist
+Caressing and soothing the gastro track
+With a taste and a texture ambrosiac.
+\bigskip
+
+That beer makes other beers feel cursed:
+When {\it they}\/ bubble best, the comparison's {\it worst}\/!
+What beer produces this luscious foam
+That trickles and tickles it long way home?
+\bigskip
+
+What brew transcends the delicious level
+To make a gourmet beer drinker revel?
+Why Heineken beer is the beer named first
+By the drinkers of beer who are most well versed.
+\bigskip
+
+Their sipping, with accolades interspersed,
+Is gripping because of their compliments tersed
+Through lips that are willingly, killingly pursed
+To receive the draught that is fittingly first.
+\bigskip
+
+Their eyes are graced, their lips are kissed
+By the reineken, feineken Heineken mist,
+And their noses feel they have been wet-nurs'd
+When the tiny, Heine-ken bubbles burst!
+\vskip.5truein
+{\hskip 1.5truein \sl Robert E. Shutes}
+{\hskip 1.5truein \sl April 18, 1974}
+\bye
+% This example was typeset using TeX from Stanford University,
+% a QMS Lasergrafix Printer, and a driver from TAMU TUG.
+% For more information contact:
+% Norman W. Naugle Quality Micro Systems
+% P. O. Box 2736 1 Magnum Pass
+% College Station, TX 77841 Mobile, Alabama 36689
+% (409) 845-3104 (205) 633-4300