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diff --git a/macros/plain/contrib/samples/shutes.tex b/macros/plain/contrib/samples/shutes.tex new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..380752a994 --- /dev/null +++ b/macros/plain/contrib/samples/shutes.tex @@ -0,0 +1,54 @@ +\magnification=\magstep1 +\nopagenumbers +\voffset=1truein +\hoffset=1.5truein +\parindent=0.in +\hsize=4truein +\obeylines +\hskip0.5truein{\bf Ode to a Heineken Beer} +\vskip .5in +Nothing so slakes a Texas thirst +As a beer whose delectable bubbles burst +On a palate, tongue, and esophagus +Where the taste bud cluster's gregarious. +\bigskip + +And nothing so pleases a Texas taste +As a beer you can feel from throat to waist +Caressing and soothing the gastro track +With a taste and a texture ambrosiac. +\bigskip + +That beer makes other beers feel cursed: +When {\it they}\/ bubble best, the comparison's {\it worst}\/! +What beer produces this luscious foam +That trickles and tickles it long way home? +\bigskip + +What brew transcends the delicious level +To make a gourmet beer drinker revel? +Why Heineken beer is the beer named first +By the drinkers of beer who are most well versed. +\bigskip + +Their sipping, with accolades interspersed, +Is gripping because of their compliments tersed +Through lips that are willingly, killingly pursed +To receive the draught that is fittingly first. +\bigskip + +Their eyes are graced, their lips are kissed +By the reineken, feineken Heineken mist, +And their noses feel they have been wet-nurs'd +When the tiny, Heine-ken bubbles burst! +\vskip.5truein +{\hskip 1.5truein \sl Robert E. Shutes} +{\hskip 1.5truein \sl April 18, 1974} +\bye +% This example was typeset using TeX from Stanford University, +% a QMS Lasergrafix Printer, and a driver from TAMU TUG. +% For more information contact: +% Norman W. Naugle Quality Micro Systems +% P. O. Box 2736 1 Magnum Pass +% College Station, TX 77841 Mobile, Alabama 36689 +% (409) 845-3104 (205) 633-4300 |